College stories; College students -- Fiction; Fathers and sons -- Fiction; Trinity College (University of Cambridge) -- Fiction
Poor little Miss Toller would have sunk into the earth with shame if
she had heard herself thus discussed. This was her first dinner-party
end she had looked forward to it with tremulous but pleasurable
anticipation. She was going to meet Lucius, and Lucius had always
stood for her as an embodiment of everything that was worthy of
admiration in the opposite sex. She had recently been put in command
of her own small dress allowance, and had expended a good part of her
quarter's income on the frock that Dizzy had criticised so
contemptuously. Lucius had not taken so much notice of her as she had
expected, considering that they had been friends all their lives; and
he seemed unhappy! Poor boy! With feminine intuition she instantly
divined something of the state of things that existed between him and
his father. Hitherto she had regarded Mr. Binney with that respect due
to his age and his standing in her father's congregation. Suddenly she
found herself hating and despising him with a fervour that surprised
even herself, and she would have given anything she possessed, even her
new frock, to be able to console Lucius without appearing to understand
why he was so downcast. Lucius spoke very little to her, although she
sat next to him, and she was too shy to address him first; but now she
had to collect her wits and cope with the embarrassing young man who
sat on her left, who seemed more at ease than she could possibly have
conceived any young man being in the awe-inspiring surroundings of a
set dinner-party, and who spoke and behaved in quite a different manner
from anybody she had ever met before.
"Oysters!" began Dizzy, as an opening to conversation. "I don't know
whether you know that if you eat a dozen oysters and drink a
wine-glassful of brandy after them, you die."
Miss Toller had never eaten oysters in her life, nor drunk brandy
except under strong maternal pressure for medicinal purposes, but she
looked rather frightened. "Do you?" she said.
"Yes," said Dizzy, "the brandy turns the oysters into leather.
Leather's the most indigestible thing you can swallow, although of
course nobody would swallow it if they could help it. But the funny
part of it is, that if you eat a piece of cheese the size of a
walnut--I don't know why _walnut_ particularly--it melts the leather
and then you are all right."
Miss Toller thought this information a trifle indelicate, but made no
comment on it, except the tacit one of leaving her oysters untasted.
"Been to any plays lately?" inquired Dizzy.
"No," said Miss Toller, "my father doesn't approve of theatres."
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