College stories; College students -- Fiction; Fathers and sons -- Fiction; Trinity College (University of Cambridge) -- Fiction
"Nesta!" exclaimed Mrs. Toller, astonished at this outburst from her
usually submissive daughter, "I cannot allow you to speak like that of
your elders. Mr. Binney is one of your father's greatest supporters.
Pray express yourself with more respect. And as for Lucius--I've no
patience with him. I've gone out of my way to be kind to that boy, and
he shows no more gratitude than if I was a mere nobody--hardly troubled
himself to answer when I asked him how he was getting on with his
studies, and actually turned his back upon me when I began to give him
a little advice about the temptations of University life. Now if he
were like that nice young Mr. Stubbs it would be different. Stubbs is
not a genteel name, but I believe he is very well connected, and he
certainly has a well-bred manner of speaking. Samuel, I have asked him
to come with us and hear you preach on Sunday evening. He said nothing
would please him better. He has never been in a Nonconformist place of
worship, and he will certainly come if he is still in town. I should
be careful what I said about the Establishment if I were you. I should
like him to carry away a good impression of your preaching."
"I'll be sure and remember it, my dear," said Dr. Toller drowsily from
his corner of the carriage. "Nesta, dear, write a note for me when we
get home--'Mr. Stubbs--no rubs.' Then I shan't disgrace myself." The
Reverend Dr. Toller cultivated his small gift of humour; he found it
necessary in order to live comfortably with his wife.
Dizzy took his departure the next morning, but not before a very
painful scene had occurred in Russell Square. The _Times_ which graced
Mr. Binney's breakfast table, and was now eagerly searched each morning
for news of the Little-go examination, at last published the list. Mr.
Binney's name was not in it.
Dizzy came down to find a dejected figure sitting at the head of the
table, while the disregarded urn which had filled the teapot and
flooded the tea-tray was beginning to flow over the surrounding tract
of tablecloth. As he entered the room Mr. Binney bounded from his seat
with a yell of pain, and turned off the tap. The physical anguish of
the moment diverted his mind from the mental shock he had undergone,
but the numbing realisation of failure soon settled on him again.
"Stubbs!" he said mournfully, "it is all over. I shall never hold up
my head again."
"Lor, Mr. Binney!" exclaimed Dizzy. "It can't be so bad as that, is
it? Shall I ring for a servant to bring a cloth and mop it up?"
"It isn't that," said Mr. Binney, with the calm born of despair. "I
have failed to pass the Previous examination. I am a disgraced man."
"Oh, that's all, is it?" said Dizzy, helping himself to devilled
kidneys off the side table. "I thought you'd scalded yourself. Why,
bless my soul, I knew a fellow who had eight shots at the Little-go and
didn't pass it then. I had three goes myself, and here I am as merry
as a cricket."
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