College stories; College students -- Fiction; Fathers and sons -- Fiction; Trinity College (University of Cambridge) -- Fiction
Mr. Binney might have lived down his reputation in time had it not been
artificially sustained for him by the journal to which we have already
referred, the _New Court Chronicle_. The editor of that enterprising
publication had found that Mr. Binney's eccentricities made very good
copy for him in the previous term, and confidently looked forward to
keeping up his circulation by exploiting our hero to a considerable
extent as long as his paper should continue to run. He had had an
altercation with Lucius one night in the Great Court upon one of those
occasions when two factions meet and mutually disagree, and although,
or probably because, he had been in the wrong, the editor of the _New
Court Chronicle_ bore Lucius a grudge and was not above paying it off
by ridiculing his father. He had also been one of the band whom Howden
had frequently invited to partake of Mr. Binney's hospitality, with
which he had made so free that Mr. Binney had decided that in his case
at least he would give the cold shoulder himself and not entrust the
work entirely to Howden. The journalistic gentleman had not taken this
very kindly, and a flavour of malice had crept into his witticisms,
where before there had only been good-humoured chaff. As Mr. Binney
gave him very little occasion now for humorous writing, he allowed
himself a freer hand, and invented stories against him instead of
merely repeating them.
In order to provide a fitting framework for his humour, he published
each week a correspondence between Mr. Binney in Cambridge and an
imaginary mother in London, in which the former recounted his exploits,
and the latter commented upon them. The idea was carried out with some
humour and proved to be an acceptable feature of the paper.
Unfortunately the editor had hit upon the name of "Martha" for Mr.
Binney's supposed mother, and her letters were not so unlike Mrs.
Higginbotham's in style as quite to relieve Mr. Binney of the suspicion
that the story of his wooing of that good woman had reached Cambridge.
The only two people who could possibly be suspected of divulging it
were Lucius and Dizzy, and after the issue of the first instalment he
went angrily round to his son's rooms to see if the offence could be
brought home to him. Lucius was out, but seated comfortably in his
armchair and smoking one of his cigars was Dizzy, who must have been
the culprit, if Lucius were not, thought Mr. Binney.
"Ah, Mr. Binney, pleased to see you again," said Dizzy genially. "How
are you feeling! Pretty toll-lollish?"
"No, Stubbs, I am not feeling particularly 'toll-lollish' just at
present--I thank you all the same," said Mr. Binney severely. "I don't
know whether this publication has come to your notice yet?" Mr. Binney
put a copy of the _New Court Chronicle_ on the table, which Dizzy took
up and glanced through with interest.
"It ain't bad," he said, "though it's got up by a set of rotters.
Hullo, what's this--something about you, Mr. Binney, eh?"
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