College stories; College students -- Fiction; Fathers and sons -- Fiction; Trinity College (University of Cambridge) -- Fiction
"What! Got the needle!" exclaimed Dizzy, while Lucius cleared away the
cards. "Well, I'm not surprised at it. My old governor once had to
make a political speech. He don't know anything about politics, but
the big man had disappointed 'em, and they couldn't get anybody bigger
at a day's notice. I assure you he got so nervous that he lost the use
of his limbs and had to be massaged for an hour before he went off to
the meeting, and when he got there he made such a hash of it that
nobody's ever asked him to talk since, although he frequently obliges
when he _isn't_ asked."
"Political speaking is nothing to this," said Mr. Binney. "I know all
about that. When I put up for the County Council two years ago, I had
to make a speech every night of my life for a fortnight, and I enjoyed
it, although I didn't get in; but I feel so nervous now that I really
don't know what to do."
"You will be all right, father," said Lucius, "when you find yourself
sitting in the boat with the rudder lines in your hand. Make a good
lunch and forget all about it till it's time to go down to the river.
I should take a glass of brandy if I were you. It'll pull you
together, and can't do you any harm as you're not rowing."
"Brandy, Lucy!" echoed Dizzy, "the very worst thing you could possibly
take. Don't you remember Dale who coxed the Eight at Eton. When he
was in the lower boats he got the needle to such an extent he cried all
the morning. Some fellow gave him half a glass of brandy. It made him
as merry as a cricket. He said he didn't care for anybody, but he
forgot which was his left, and steered 'em into the bank before they
had rowed twenty strokes."
"I am not likely to do that, Stubbs," said Mr. Binney, slightly
offended. "I'm not a child. I'm a man with a head on my shoulders, as
Mirrilees has often told me, but all the same I wish it were all over."
Just then Mirrilees himself came into the room and looked a little
disturbed at finding Mr. Binney there. It was quite easy to treat him
as a freshman of no importance when he was by himself, but in the
presence of his son Mirrilees found the position awkward.
"You're bound to catch Pembroke to-night, I think," he said shyly, "and
I should certainly think you will go head on Saturday if everything
goes well."
"I feel so nervous, you know, Mirrilees," said poor little Mr. Binney.
"It's all very well for you young fellows who are used to it, but it's
all new to me, and it's no use pretending I feel at my ease."
"Oh, for heaven's sake don't lose your head," said Mirrilees anxiously,
"or Third will bump you to a certainty. They're not so good as you
are, but they always go off with a rush, and may hustle you a bit at
first. If they don't catch you before Grassy you'll keep away all
right, and ought to run into Pembroke at Ditton Corner."
"Third's pretty good," said Lucius. "They're not to be sneezed at. We
generally row faster than we are expected to."
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