Petty Troubles of Married Life, CompleteBalzac, Honoré de
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Petty Troubles of Married Life, Complete
Balzac, Honoré de
Marriage
Justine is a genuine maid for an actress, a woman of thirty stamped by
the small-pox with innumerable dimples, in which the loves are far from
sporting: she is as brown as opium, has a good deal of leg and not much
body, gummy eyes, and a tournure to match. She would like to have Benoit
marry her, but at this unexpected suggestion, Benoit asked for his
discharge. Such is the portrait of the domestic tyrant enthroned by
Caroline’s jealousy.
Justine takes her coffee in the morning, in bed, and manages to have
it as good as, not to say better than, that of her mistress. Justine
sometimes goes out without asking leave, dressed like the wife of a
second-class banker. She sports a pink hat, one of her mistress’ old
gowns made over, an elegant shawl, shoes of bronze kid, and jewelry of
doubtful character.
Justine is sometimes in a bad humor, and makes her mistress feel that
she too is a woman like herself, though she is not married. She has her
whims, her fits of melancholy, her caprices. She even dares to have her
nerves! She replies curtly, she makes herself insupportable to the other
servants, and, to conclude, her wages have been considerably increased.
“My dear, this girl is getting more intolerable every day,” says Adolphe
one morning to his wife, on noticing Justine listening at the key-hole,
“and if you don’t send her away, I will!”
Caroline, greatly alarmed, is obliged to give Justine a talking to,
while her husband is out.
“Justine, you take advantage of my kindness to you: you have high wages,
here, you have perquisites, presents: try to keep your place, for my
husband wants to send you away.”
The maid humbles herself to the earth, she sheds tears: she is so
attached to madame! Ah! she would rush into the fire for her: she would
let herself be chopped into mince-meat: she is ready for anything.
“If you had anything to conceal, madame, I would take it on myself and
say it was me!”
“Very well, Justine, very good, my girl,” says Caroline, terrified: “but
that’s not the point: just try to keep in your place.”
“Ah, ha!” says Justine to herself, “monsieur wants to send me away, does
he? Wait and see the deuce of a life I’ll lead you, you old curmudgeon!”
A week after, Justine, who is dressing her mistress’ hair, looks in
the glass to make sure that Caroline can see all the grimaces of her
countenance: and Caroline very soon inquires, “Why, what’s the matter,
Justine?”
“I would tell you, readily, madame, but then, madame, you are so weak
with monsieur!”
“Come, go on, what is it?”
“I know now, madame, why master wanted to show me the door: he has
confidence in nobody but Benoit, and Benoit is playing the mum with me.”
“Well, what does that prove? Has anything been discovered?”
“I’m sure that between the two they are plotting something against you
madame,” returns the maid with authority.
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