Great Britain -- History -- Charles II, 1660-1685 -- Fiction
They adjourned to the stable accordingly, which, though a poor one, had
been hastily supplied with whatever was necessary for the accommodation
of four excellent horses; one of which, that from which Ganlesse was
just dismounted, the groom we have mentioned was cleaning and dressing
by the light of a huge wax-candle.
“I am still so far Catholic,” said Ganlesse, laughing, as he saw that
Peveril noticed this piece of extravagance. “My horse is my saint, and I
dedicate a candle to him.”
“Without asking so great a favour for mine, which I see standing behind
yonder old hen-coop,” replied Peveril, “I will at least relieve him of
his saddle and bridle.”
“Leave him to the lad of the inn,” said Smith; “he is not worthy of any
other person’s handling; and I promise you, if you slip a single buckle,
you will so flavour of that stable duty, that you might as well eat
roast-beef as ragouts, for any relish you will have of them.”
“I love roast-beef as well as ragouts, at any time,” said Peveril,
adjusting himself to a task which every young man should know how to
perform when need is; “and my horse, though it be but a sorry jade, will
champ better on hay and corn, than on an iron bit.”
While he was unsaddling his horse, and shaking down some litter for the
poor wearied animal, he heard Smith observe to Ganlesse,--“By my faith,
Dick, thou hast fallen into poor Slender’s blunder; missed Anne Page,
and brought us a great lubberly post-master’s boy.”
“Hush, he will hear thee,” answered Ganlesse; “there are reasons for all
things--it is well as it is. But, prithee, tell thy fellow to help the
youngster.”
“What!” replied Smith, “d’ye think I am mad?--Ask Tom Beacon--Tom of
Newmarket--Tom of ten thousand, to touch such a four-legged brute as
that?--Why, he would turn me away on the spot--discard me, i’faith. It
was all he would do to take in hand your own, my good friend; and if you
consider him not the better, you are like to stand groom to him yourself
to-morrow.”
“Well, Will,” answered Ganlesse, “I will say that for thee, thou hast a
set of the most useless, scoundrelly, insolent vermin about thee, that
ever ate up a poor gentleman’s revenues.”
“Useless? I deny it,” replied Smith. “Every one of my fellows does
something or other so exquisitely, that it were sin to make him do
anything else--it is your jacks-of-all-trades who are masters of
none.--But hark to Chaubert’s signal. The coxcomb is twangling it on the
lute, to the tune of _Eveillez-vous, belle endormie_.--Come, Master What
d’ye call (addressing Peveril),--get ye some water, and wash this filthy
witness from your hand, as Betterton says in the play; for Chaubert’s
cookery is like Friar Bacon’s Head--time is--time was--time will soon be
no more.”
So saying, and scarce allowing Julian time to dip his hands in a bucket,
and dry them on a horse-cloth, he hurried him from the stable back to
the supper-chamber.
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