Phases of an Inferior PlanetGlasgow, Ellen Anderson Gholson
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Phases of an Inferior Planet
Glasgow, Ellen Anderson Gholson
Fiction
"My dear Layton," he advised, "return to the race-course if you value
your sanity. The enigma of the Sphinx is merely the woman question in
antiquity and stone." Then he turned to Mrs. Ryder. "How is the renowned
father?" he inquired. "I was decoyed into buying a volume of his sermons
this morning."
A smile shone upon him from her large, pale eyes. "Oh yes," she
responded, her beauty quickening from its repose. "They are in answer to
those articles in the _Scientific Weekly_. Are they not magnificent?"
Driscoll assented amiably.
"Yes," he admitted. "He has the happy faculty of convincing those who
already agree with him."
She reproached him in impulsive championship, looking hurt and a little
displeased. "Why, the bishop was saying to me yesterday that never
before had the arguments against the vital truths of Christianity been
so forcibly refuted."
"May I presume that the bishop already agreed with him?"
Mrs. Ryder's full red lips closed firmly. Then she appealed to a small,
dark man who sat near her. "Mr. Driscoll doesn't like Father
Algarcife's sermons," she said. "I am disappointed."
"On the contrary," observed Driscoll, placidly, "I like them so well
that I sent them to a missionary I am trying to convert--to atheism."
"But that is shocking," said Mrs. Dubley, in a low voice.
"Shocking," repeated Driscoll. "I should say so. Such an example of
misdirected energy you never saw. Why, when I met that man in Japan he
was actually hewing to pieces before the Lord one of the most adorable
Kwannons I ever beheld. The treasures he had shattered in the name of
religion were good ground for blasphemy. In the interest of art, I
sought his conversion. At first I tried agnosticism, but that was not
strong enough. He said that if he came to believe in an unknown god he
should feel it his duty to smash all attempts to sculpture him. So I
said: 'How about becoming an out-and-out infidel? Then you wouldn't care
how many gods people made.' He admitted the possibility of such a state
of mind, and I have been working on him ever since."
Mrs. Ryder looked slightly pained.
"If you only weren't so flippant," she said, gently. "I can't quite
follow you."
Driscoll laughed softly.
"Flippant! My dear lady, thank your stars that I am. Flippant people
don't go about knocking things to pieces for a principle. The religion
of love is not nearly so much needed as the religion of letting alone."
"I am sure I shouldn't call Father Algarcife meddling," commented Mrs.
Dubley, stiffly; "and I know that he opposes sending missionaries to
Japan."
"As a priest he is perfection," broke in Mr. Layton, argumentatively.
"The chasuble does hang well on him," admitted Nevins in an aside.
Mr. Layton ignored the interruption. "As a priest," he went on, "there
is nothing left to be desired. But I consider science entirely outside
his domain. Why, on those questions, the _Scientific Weekly_ articles do
not leave him a--a leg to stand on."
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