"So you're here," said the first policeman he met. "Right on time with
the first frosty breeze, ain't you? Well, my friend, you can blow out
of town on the breeze, just like you blew in. No more free board and
gentle stone-pile massage in this town. Drift along, bo!"
He turned up the first cross-street. He went from house to house
begging a hand-out, but the residents were colder than the weather. At
the twelfth house he knocked on the back door, but he was beginning to
feel hopeless. A thin streamer of smoke was issuing from the kitchen
chimney, and where there is smoke there is food; but here, instead of
a hard-faced woman coming to the door, a man put his face to the
kitchen window and looked out. It was the face of a tall, thin man
with a long neck and prominent Adam's-apple, and as the man peered out
of the window he looked something like a flamingo. He opened the door.
"Come right into the inside," said Philo Gubb pleasantly, "and heat
yourself up warm. The temperature is full of cold weather to-day."
Chi Foxy entered. He looked around the kitchen. There was a brisk fire
in the stove, but no sign of food.
"Say, pard," he said, "how about giving me a bite? I haven't had a
bite this morning. I ain't too late, am I?"
His host looked at him.
"You are not too late," he answered, "because it may be some days of
time before there is any eats here, for what's burning into that stove
is the unvalueless trimmings off of wall-paper. I'm not the regular
resider at this house by no means."
Chi Foxy looked at his host again.
"You're a paper-hanger, ain't you?" he said.
"Paper-hanger and deteckative," said his host proudly. "My name is
Mister P. Gubb, graduate of the Rising Sun Deteckative Agency's
Correspondence School of Deteckating in twelve lessons. And
paper-hanging done in a neat manner."
Chi Foxy held out his hand eagerly.
"Shake, pard!" he asked. "That's my line, too."
"Paper-hanging?" asked Philo Gubb.
"Detecting," said Chi Foxy promptly. "I'm one of the most famousest
gum-shoe fellers in the world. Me and this here great detective
feller--what's his name, now?--used to work team-work together."
"Burns?" suggested Philo Gubb.
"Holmes," said Chi Foxy, "Shermlock Holmes. Me and him pulled off all
them big jobs you maybe have read about in the papers."
He pronounced the name of the celebrated detective of fiction
"Shermlock Hol-lums."
"Oh, yes," said the tramp, "me and Shermlock is great chums. And me
and the kid!"
"To what kid do you refer to?" asked Philo Gubb.
"Why, my old side partner's little son, Shermlock Hollums the Twoth,"
said Chi Foxy without a blink. "And a cunnin' little feller he
was--took after his father like a cat after fish, he did. Me and old
Shermlock we used to hide things--candy and--and oranges--and let
little Shermlock go and detect where they was. He was a great little
codger, he was."
He noticed that Mr. Gubb was looking at him sharply. He looked down at
his ragged garments.
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