Philosophy in Sport Made Science in Earnest: Being an Attempt to Illustrate the First Principles of Natural Philosophy by the Aid of Popular Toys and SportsParis, John Ayrton
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Philosophy in Sport Made Science in Earnest: Being an Attempt to Illustrate the First Principles of Natural Philosophy by the Aid of Popular Toys and Sports
Paris, John Ayrton
Science -- Juvenile literature
“I see that clearly,” said Mr. Seymour; “he may strike out a marble
from the circle, and then shoot at another, and in this manner traverse
the whole ring; I therefore conclude, that good players will always
demand a large ring, or else there would not be much chance for any
one, except for him who played first.”
“That is the game; but I must tell you,” said Tom, “that if the player
should leave his own marble in the ring, he is at once put out; and
should it be within a certain distance on the outside, an adversary may
shoot at it, and by hitting it, put him also out of the game.”
“I believe that I am now a perfect master of the subject,” said Mr.
Seymour; “what say you, vicar?”
“I understand it; and it appears to me to be capable of some scientific
calculation; but the practical results must, of course, differ very
widely from the theory, for the unevenness of the ground, and the
inaccurate construction of the marble, are circumstances which never
can be duly estimated.”
“Certainly not,” replied Mr. Seymour; “these difficulties even exist at
the game of billiards(25), where the table is smooth and perfectly
horizontal: but we do not require perfect accuracy, an approximation to
it will be sufficient for the purposes of illustration; we will,
therefore, if you please, proceed at once to the game, and I will
endeavour to point out to Tom the nature and direction of the several
forces by which each marble will be influenced.”
Tom, accordingly, like the son of Cornelius Scriblerus, converted his
legs into a pair of compasses, and described, with the toe of his shoe,
the necessary circle upon the ground. Each party, by agreement, placed
two marbles upon the ring, and it fell to the lot of the vicar to open
the campaign. Mr. Twaddleton then advanced, and with the assumed air of
a true knight-errant, approached the ring, exclaiming with a loud
voice, and with a gesture of inexpressible drollery, “I demand gracious
leave that I may be delivered of my vow, and forthwith combat in the
lists;” so saying, he unfurled his red banner, and sounded a trumpet;
or in more humble phraseology, he extracted his hand-kerchief from his
pocket, and applying it to his nasal organs, produced a loud and
thrilling blast, which frightened every sparrow from its resting-place.
After this preliminary ceremonial, he marshalled his limbs into the
most appropriate attitude, and thrusting one hand behind the exuberant
tail of his coat, he, with the other, shot forth his missile at the
largest marble opposite to him. His _taw_ faithfully delivered its
errand, and inflicted such a blow upon the paunch of his antagonist,
that although nearly twice the size of its assailant, like a true
bully, it skulked off, and retreated several feet beyond the lists;
but, alas! the little marble of the vicar, unlucky wight! was so
stunned by the operation, that it staggered, and reeled backwards into
the ring, and thus, according to the established law of the field,
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