Philosophy in Sport Made Science in Earnest: Being an Attempt to Illustrate the First Principles of Natural Philosophy by the Aid of Popular Toys and SportsParis, John Ayrton
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Philosophy in Sport Made Science in Earnest: Being an Attempt to Illustrate the First Principles of Natural Philosophy by the Aid of Popular Toys and Sports
Paris, John Ayrton
Science -- Juvenile literature
The mighty magician of the North has compared the course of a narrative
to the progress of a stone rolled down hill by an idle truant boy,
“which at first moveth slowly, avoiding by inflection every obstacle of
the least importance; but when it has attained its full impulse, and
draws near the conclusion of its career, it smokes and thunders down,
making a rood at every spring, clearing hedge and ditch like a
Yorkshire huntsman, and becoming most furiously rapid in its course
when it is nearest to being consigned to rest for ever: even such,”
says he, “is the course of a narrative; the earlier events are
studiously dwelt upon; but when the story draws near its close, we
hurry over the circumstances, however important, which your imagination
must have forestalled, and leave you to suppose those things which it
would be abusing your patience to relate at length.”
Let the reader of the present work accept this explanation, as an
apology for the abrupt and rapid manner in which we shall now
accelerate our narrative. Since the last lecture, our history has
advanced nearly three weeks, during which interval the major had made
every arrangement for the approaching marriage. It was finally agreed
that the ceremony should be performed at Overton church; and as the
“happy couple” expressed a wish to pass their “honey moon” in a retired
part of Yorkshire, the major consented to postpone his fête until after
their return; nor was he displeased at such an arrangement, as it
afforded time for getting up his entertainment on a more liberal scale
than could otherwise have been accomplished. We shall now avail
ourselves of that peculiar Lethean property which has been often
ascribed to the pen of the author, and commit the reader to the arms of
Morpheus, where it is our intention that he shall remain until the
morning of the nuptials.
* * * * *
* * * * *
Reader, awake! the sun has risen, and Nature is robing herself in her
most gorgeous apparel for the approaching ceremony; the family of the
lodge have been already roused from their slumbers by the attendance of
minstrels, whom the vicar had directed to salute the bridal party at
break of day.----But hark! while we are thus trifling, the village of
Overton is in a bustle; the marriage ceremony is over; the bells of the
church are ringing right merrily their festive peals; many a
handkerchief is waving from the cottage windows, while the doors are
decorated with garlands; the vicarage is ornamented with fragments of
Venetian tapestry; the peasants, dressed in their holiday garments, are
carrying nosegays in their hands, to present to the bride as an
offering of their respect, or to strew in her path, as an emblematic
expression of their wishes.
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