Mr. Ayrton rose before the Minister of the Annexation Department had
quite concluded his yawn, and said he trusted that he was in order
(cries of “Yes, yes,” from those members who knew that the honorable
member had an enlivening phrase which he wanted to get rid of) in
inquiring, in connection with the same subject, if the right honorable
gentleman could inform the House if there was any truth in the
report current in financial and other circles that the object of the
explorations of Mr. Herbert Courtland was the discovery of a small
mammal of the porcine tribe, and if one of the Law Officers of the
Crown was prepared to assure the House that it would be contrary to the
provisions of the Companies Act, and the Companies Act Amendment Act,
to permit this New Guinea pig to assume the functions of the director of
Limited Liability Companies, whose directorate was largely composed
of members of both Houses of Parliament (great laughter from honorable
gentlemen who were aware that the Mr. Apthomas had no income beyond
the remuneration he received as a director of companies); and if Her
Majesty’s Minister for Agriculture was prepared to state that it was the
intention of Her Majesty’s Government to prohibit the introduction of,
at any rate the males of the mammals just referred to, considering the
rapid increase in representative assemblies of the English or Welsh
bore----(Great laughter, which prevented the concluding words of the
sentence being audible in the gallery.)
THE SPEAKER: Order! order! The honorable member for Hazelborough must
confine himself strictly to the issued raised by the honorable gentleman
from Wales. The honorable member for Hazelborough is only permitted
to follow the honorable gentleman from Wales by the indulgence of the
House.
MR. AYRTON: Sir, I bow to the ruling of the chair, and will continue by
inquiring if Her Majesty’s Minister for the Public Worship Department
can state to the House if it is true that a newspaper published within
the Principality of Wales recently made the announcement that the
honorable member who had just made inquiries regarding the exploration
of Mr. Herbert Courtland, was the idol of his constituents [Laughter,
and cries of “Order!”], and if the right honorable gentleman is prepared
to state that the provisions of the Idolatry Act are--
THE SPEAKER: The honorable member is clearly out of order. The question
of idolatry in Wales is not at present before the House.
MR. AYRTON: Sir, I give notice that next session I shall move a
resolution regarding idolatry in the Principality of Wales [Laughter and
cheers.]
The minister for Annexation was about to rise when
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