MR. MUDLARKY (Ballynamuck) asked if the introduction of the guinea pigs
would be prejudicial to the interests of the higher and nobler Irish
animal who, he would remind the Minister for Public Worship, was not to
be confounded with the herd whose example was clearly emulated by the
present government in seeking self-destruction by running down a steep
place into the sea. (Cries of “Order, order!”) If there was any doubt
before, the honorable member continued, as to the influence which was at
work in that Gadarene herd, which assumed the functions of Her Majesty’s
government, the sounds that now came from the Treasury Benches would
convince even the most skeptical that sacred history is sometimes
repeated by profane, but he could not compliment the devils, who had the
bad taste to--(Several honorable members here rose amid the cheers of
the Irish Members, and a scene of confusion took place.)
THE SPEAKER [sternly]: Order, Order! The honorable member from
Ballynamuck must resume his seat. He is out of order. The question
before the House is not the good taste of demoniac visitants. I call
upon the right honorable gentleman, the Minister for the Department of
Annexation.
MR. McCULLUM (Blairpukey Burghs): Mr. Speaker, one moment. To save time,
will the right honorable gentleman say if the Highland Crofters, whose
land was stolen from them in order that the members of the Upper House--
THE SPEAKER: Order! The Minister for the Department of Annexation.
MR. BLISTER (Battersea, Mid): Mr. Speaker, though I don’t do any work
myself, I’m the representative of labor, only those contemptible skunks,
the workingmen, don’t see that they have a man for a leader--a
man, that’s me--that’s Joe Blister. And as the Upper House has been
introduced, I’ll run, eat, or swear with the best of that lot of
tap-room loafers; I’ll do anything but fight them--except, of course, on
a labor platform, and if--
THE SPEAKER: The honorable member is out of order. The Minister for the
Department of Annexations.
THE MINISTER FOR ANNEXATIONS: No, sir; I have no information [Cheers and
laughter.]
The House then went into Committee of Supply.
CHAPTER XV.
BUT MR. COURTLAND----AH, NEVER MIND!
Mr. Ayrton entertained his daughter with a description of the scene
in the House incidental to the annihilation of Mr. Apthomas. He rather
thought himself that his counter-question had been neat. He had been
congratulated on it by quite a number of his friends in the tea room,
and six messages had been delivered to him by representatives of the
press to the effect that if he could provide them with the exact text of
his counter-question they would be greatly obliged.
“They mean to report it in full?” said Phyllis. She had an ample
experience of the decimation of his questions as well as speeches by the
members of the press gallery. They had reduced it to a science.
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