During the past week, Mr. Pickwick has been entertaining a series of
visitors--among others, Mr. Wardle, of Manor Farm, Muggleton, Kent,
with Miss Wardle, his sister--the heroine of a most romantic story
communicated to us by Mr. Weller, though we are not privileged to lift
the veil from this interesting episode. But suffice it to say that it
comprised an elopement and exciting chase, in which Mr. Pickwick, with
his usual gallantry, took part. The estrangement which necessarily
followed between brother and sister has long since been happily
healed. Mr. Perker, the eminent London solicitor--Mr. Pickwick's
"guide, philosopher and friend"--has also been staying at the Dell.
HUMOROUS ADVENTURE.
Our readers will be entertained by the following droll contretemps
which befel our deservedly popular fellow-citizen, as we may call him,
Mr. Pickwick. As our readers know, the Annual Charity Dinner took
place at the Greyhound, on Tuesday, Mr. Pickwick being in the chair,
and making many of his happiest speeches during the course of which he
related many curious details about himself and his life. The party
did not break up till a late hour--nearly eleven o'clock. A fly--a
special one, as usual--had been retained to take Mr. Pickwick home,
but as the trusted Hobson, who invariably attends Mr. Pickwick on such
occasions, had another engagement, a stranger was procured from
Camberwell. Mr. Pickwick was placed in the vehicle not, as he says,
without misgivings, and, as he admits, fell fast asleep. He was
driven home--as he fancied. On arriving, the coachman had much
difficulty in making himself heard. Mr. Pickwick entered the house,
still scarcely aroused, and turning into the study, sank into an
armchair, and once more fell into a slumber. He was presently
aroused, he says, by voices, and found himself surrounded by strange
faces and figures in various states of _deshabille_. The head of the
house, the well-known Mr. Gibson, who had been roused from his
slumbers, on the maid, Mary Perkes, giving the alarm that robbers were
in the house, had rushed down in his trousers only; the man-servant
ditto; the young ladies in anything they could find. Mr. Pickwick
describes his alarm as he found these faces round him, and, not
unnaturally, conceived the idea that robbers had broken into _his_
house, and that his was in their power! A humorous imbroglio
followed. He instantly rushed to secure the poker, and, flourishing
it round his head, cried out repeatedly, "Keep off! every one of you!
or I'll brain the first man that comes near me!" Fortunately, the
respected man-servant, who had been many years with Mr. Gibson, and
had met Mr. Weller, at once recognized Mr. Weller's master, and said:
"Why, its Mr. Pickwick! ain't it? Don't you know _this_ ain't your
own house, sir." The truth then all flashed upon him. Mr. Pickwick
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