Pictures and Problems from London Police CourtsHolmes, Thomas
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Pictures and Problems from London Police Courts
Holmes, Thomas
Crime -- England -- London; Poor -- England -- London
That primitive life and manners simple, if not innocent, continue
even now amongst us was brought startlingly to light in North London.
A man, presumably young, stood in the dock, charged with stealing
nine shillings and sixpence. A strange-looking fellow he was, with
his upright hair uncut and uncombed for many a day. Unwashed in body,
and tattered in clothing, he looked the image of fantastic fear. The
prosecutor, not quite so fearsome-looking, was also a strange specimen
of humanity, for he was a midget; his head was scarcely higher than the
desk of the witness-box, and had it not been for his face and clothing,
he might have passed for a child. His evidence did not amount to much.
He knew that he lay down in his tent at twelve o’clock on Saturday
night, with the money in his pocket, and when his sister woke him up
at four, his money was gone. Following him came the sister, still less
in stature, and still more strange in appearance. In her arms she
held something wrapped in an old shawl. No sound proceeded from this
shawl, but from the way in which she held it and the maternal manner in
which she swayed herself as she gave evidence, it was plain there was
something in it alive.
She might have been nine years of age; she said she was nineteen.
She saw the prisoner at two o’clock on Sunday morning crawl into her
brother’s tent, feel in his pockets, take the money and go away. ‘Where
were you?’ asked the magistrate. ‘Sitting outside, sir.’ ‘What were you
doing?’ ‘Keeping company with my young man, sir.’ ‘Why did you not
stop him?’ ‘Please, sir, my young man had gone to sleep, and I did not
want to disturb him.’ This being all the evidence, and no money being
found on the prisoner, he was discharged. Outside the court I found
the little people crying bitterly, for every penny they possessed had
gone. They were wood-choppers: buying old boards, splitting them up,
and hawking the firewood at a penny a basket, for which purpose they
hired a hand-barrow at a shilling per week. A financial catastrophe had
overtaken them; they had no money for stock, food, or barrow, so they
were in despair.
‘Let me see what you have got in that shawl,’ I said, and opened it.
A shock followed, for the tiniest bit of mortality I ever saw was
revealed--not only small, but so strange in colour and appearance, that
had I been told it was a little monkey I could not have disputed it. I
gave them a few shillings for food, etc., and, asking where their tent
was, told them to be ‘at home’ in the afternoon, for I was coming to
see them. I went, and stumbled into Arcadia.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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