Pictures and Problems from London Police CourtsHolmes, Thomas
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Pictures and Problems from London Police Courts
Holmes, Thomas
Crime -- England -- London; Poor -- England -- London
Jane was not an idle woman, but she had not the slightest wish or
intention to do anything toward earning her own living. She believed
herself to be a ‘lady,’ and prided herself on that belief. Very funny
it was to see the poor creature pounding up pieces of brick to a fine
powder. I came across her one day on Clapton Common while she was thus
engaged. I asked her what she was making the powder for, and found she
used it for tooth-powder. She was proud of her teeth, and cleaned them
regularly with her brick-dust; and, indeed, she had a set to be proud
of, for they were beautifully regular and perfectly sound. I believe
that on one occasion, when Jane was in trouble and was not behaving
nicely, the attendants, believing her teeth to be false ones, tried to
take them out, fearing she might get choked with them. She bit right
and left, and they soon came to the conclusion that her teeth were
best let alone. She told me several times about the affair, but she
was always angry about it, considering it the greatest indignity ever
offered to her.
She was a strange mixture of good and evil, sense and nonsense, sanity
and insanity. Her physical powers were as strange as her mental, for
she bade defiance to the elements, and laughed disease to scorn. If out
of gaol for a month, she spent that month out of doors night and day
unless I provided shelter for her, and toward the last I found this
difficult to do, for no one would have her, even if paid well. During
the great frost of 1895, for nine weeks she lay out of doors, her
lodging the bare ground, her bed a bundle of sticks, her dressing-room
the banks of the Lea, where morning by morning she broke the ice that
she might wash. ‘Ladies always wash in cold water,’ she was fond of
saying, and not in the depths of winter would she consent to have even
the chill taken off; and when at length in the asylum, she told me with
tears that they compelled her to bathe in warm water. Time after time
I have at midnight made some provision for her lodging. I have found
her in the early morning at other times lying wet through on a bed of
shavings shivering with cold, yet hot with fever. When I have suggested
the workhouse, she has got up and cursed me, and staggered away. Next
day she would smilingly accost me in the police court, where she
cheerfully awaited her month.
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