Pictures and Problems from London Police CourtsHolmes, Thomas
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Pictures and Problems from London Police Courts
Holmes, Thomas
Crime -- England -- London; Poor -- England -- London
That was characteristic of Jane. No one could do her an act of kindness
but she built tremendous hopes upon it, and made herself a perfect
nuisance to the one who befriended her. Some years before the prison
doctor had found her insane--and here let me say that many times
have our magistrates remanded her to prison, that a medical opinion
might be obtained as to her sanity--feeling sorry for her, I tried an
experiment. By dint of much pressure and substantial payment I got
a poor woman to let Cakebread have a furnished room, also arranging
that she was to order her own food, for which I was to pay. I provided
her with a complete change of clothes, and took her to her room. I
naturally thought that, having been used to meagre prison fare so long,
and being withal an old woman, it would not cost much to keep her. I
was mistaken. Jane rose splendidly to her position. She was a ‘lady,’
and asserted herself. French rolls, new-laid eggs, prime cuts of ham,
etc., for breakfast, were only the prelude to nice dinners and snug
teas. She cost me over thirty shillings for food, etc., in a few days,
but it culminated rather suddenly. I got a note from her in her own
queer writing and spelling; I could scarcely read it, but with the
aid of friends we at length made it out to be an invitation to take
tea with her. I went. An expensive tea was nicely arranged, all at my
expense, and there sat the poor creature in fine style. Her thin gray
hair was plastered with pomade, and the whole room was redolent of
eau-de-Cologne. She rose and bade me welcome, and I saw that she was
nervous with suppressed excitement. During the meal she upset several
things, and behaved most awkwardly.
I saw there was something exciting her, so after the tray was removed,
I asked her what it was. It soon came out. Jane had fallen in love
with me, and proposed that I should share with her the immense fortune
which she believed had come to her. It was a delicate situation, and
an alarming prospect, but I got out of it very well, and did not scorn
her. I told her that I thought she had better go into the country for a
few weeks while she thought the matter over, and that I must have time
to consider her proposal, which had come so suddenly.
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