Pictures and Problems from London Police CourtsHolmes, Thomas
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Pictures and Problems from London Police Courts
Holmes, Thomas
Crime -- England -- London; Poor -- England -- London
We all liked the man, but one night I had an experience that made me
afraid of him, and we all agreed that it was time for him to leave
us. He came home very late, and he had been drinking heavily. He soon
discovered that the clock was making strange faces at him, so we
covered it up. As he sat with us till the early hours of the morning,
he produced a large bottle of eau-de-Cologne, which he drank as if it
were water. When I got him to his room, he promptly locked the door,
and put the key in his pocket. I was inside, and he kept me there. For
an hour he paced the room, cursing the day he was born, and the mother
that bore him. After a while he stopped in front of me, and said: ‘Do
you think I can help it? I tell you I can’t! If I could, I should not
be a man. I stood in the street to-day and called for you. I shrieked
your name. I called to the skies for help, but they were dumb. I could
have gone on my knees, and with my teeth have gnawed the very stones
for drink!’ There was no mistake about his meaning what he said.
Presently he stopped again, and said: ‘Mr. Holmes, I like you, but I
am going to kill you.’ I felt uncomfortable, but said nothing; it was
no use, I knew, for me to ask for the key. I was, however, glad to
remember that there were no knives or razors in the room, for I had
previously removed them. ‘Yes,’ I heard him say to himself, ‘I’ll kill
Mr. Holmes and myself.’ Things began to look serious for me; it was
no joke to be locked in a small room with a homicidal madman for a
companion. Force I knew could not avail me; argument, I felt certain,
would only exasperate him. So I had to try guile. I asked him how he
meant to kill me. He was kind enough to give me my choice. I told him
that I thought if my throat were cut with a razor, I should die easier,
so he looked for the razors, but could not find them. I told him
that I knew where to find them, and borrowed the key from him, that I
might fetch them. He did not seem to suspect anything; for he gave me
the key, and I was quickly outside the room after telling him to wait
quietly till I returned. I locked the door from the outside and went to
bed. I felt persuaded after this that he was another of my brilliant
failures, so I told him he must leave us, which he accordingly did.
I suppose that some day his brain will become affected or his body,
strong as it is, will be stricken with paralysis, for neither iron
constitutions nor strong brains can escape the Nemesis of Nature.
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