Pictures of German Life in the XVth, XVIth, and XVIIth Centuries, Vol. II.Freytag, Gustav
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Pictures of German Life in the XVth, XVIth, and XVIIth Centuries, Vol. II.
Freytag, Gustav
Germany -- Civilization; Germany -- Social life and customs
"Hereupon his honour the town-clerk was much affrighted; he went hastily
back to the council, and reported woefully the state of affairs, adding,
that the council was in no small danger, for he had observed that almost
every woman had a large bunch of keys hanging at her side.[39] Upon this
their courage utterly and entirely evaporated; they hung their heads and
were at their wits' end; one wished himself here, another out there. Dr.
Melchior took heart and said to the priest: '_Potz-Sacrament!_ Most
reverend sir, if I had now but two hundred musketeers, I would soon mow
down the whole pa-pa-pack, even those who would fell down on their
knees.'
"At last his honour the town-clerk bethought himself of a device.
'Gentlemen, I know a way by which we can descend and escape from the
women. If the gentlemen will close both doors of the council-house, we
will silently make off with ourselves by the under council-room, through
the doors of the tower; thus they will not be aware what has become of
us. But I do not know where the keys of the tower are to be found.' This
good counsel pleased them all well, and the keys were sought for
carefully, but meanwhile the town-clerk was called in, and commanded to
signify to the women, that they should have a little patience. And the
town-clerk was to see how one could slip round to the front, and the
other to the back door, that they might suddenly run out and close the
doors behind them.
"This plan succeeded with the good-wives, of whom two hundred and
sixty-three were thus imprisoned. The town-clerk speedily opened the
tower gates, which had not been done for several years, and running back
exclaimed: 'Away, gentlemen, away, the coast is clear; but silence, for
God's sake silence, that the women may not become aware of it, otherwise
there will be the devil to pay.'
"Thereupon they ran away as fast as they could, part of them without
hats or gloves; some ran home, others to a neighbour's, each, where in
his hurry he thought he should be secure. All could confess to a state
of frightful terror. The priest ran at full trot up the church lane,
looking more behind than before him, to see whether the women were
following and would shake their keys at him during mass; he closed the
parsonage-house behind him, as the town-clerk had done the
council-house. He was so exhausted that he could neither eat nor drink;
both his ladies had enough to do to cool him.
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