Pilgrimages to the Spas in Pursuit of Health and Recreation: With an inquiry into the comparative merits of different mineral waters: the maladies to which they are applicable, and those in which they are injuriousJohnson, James
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Pilgrimages to the Spas in Pursuit of Health and Recreation: With an inquiry into the comparative merits of different mineral waters: the maladies to which they are applicable, and those in which they are injurious
Johnson, James
Balneology; Health resorts; Mineral waters
The PRINCE OF DARKNESS took it into his head, once on a time, to turn
parson, and to preach from a chair or pulpit, still called by the name
of that right reverend divine. His audience became more numerous than
enlightened, when an angel, from quite a different quarter, pitched his
tent on a neighbouring peak, and held forth in opposition to the man in
black. The eloquence of the new preacher drew away great numbers from
the old. Satan, in hopes of disturbing the congregation of his rival,
vented his rage in some caverns in the rock, and in growls and groans
that resembled thunder. But still the audience of the new preacher
multiplied. This was more than any preacher, human or divine, could bear;
and the old gentleman forthwith built himself a mill, the noise of which,
together with the _diabolical_ hootings, yells, and howlings of the
miller and his men, he hoped would distract the audience of the orthodox
ecclesiastic. Even this would not do, and his reverence of the cloven
foot and long tail betook himself from words to things. He hurled masses
of rock across the valley against the successful candidate for popular
applause, with as much ease as a man would pitch quoits. This was “too
bad;” and therefore a bolt from Heaven was directed against this teacher
of impieties which demolished the mill, and prostrated the miller and his
crew amongst the ruins! The disturber of the peace fell with such force
among the rocks that the print of his body remains evident to the present
hour.
The tale may be false, or the tale may be true,
As I heard it myself, I relate it to you.
The legend concludes with one piece of intelligence, to the truth of
which most people will assent: namely, that after the above event, the
arch enemy has seldom ventured to hold forth from the pulpit, _in propria
persona_, but has employed a great number of emissaries in human shape,
who disseminate among mankind, and some of them _ex cathedra_, too, those
“false doctrines, heresies, and schisms,” which scandalize the church and
cause dissensions among the people.
With the exception of a few miles, the whole route from Baden-Baden to
Nuenburg, is a series of steep mountains and narrow valleys, presenting
the greatest variety of scenery, from the picturesque and beautiful, up
to the romantic, wild, and savage character. A thunder-storm, with heavy
rain the preceding night—and now a beautiful day, with brilliant sun,
gave us every advantage; while the mountain air, with active and passive
exercise in alternation, produced, at once, sensations of health and
hunger, so little felt in the close and deep valley of dissipation which
we had left behind us at Baden.
SCHWEIN-GENERAL.
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