Pilgrimages to the Spas in Pursuit of Health and Recreation: With an inquiry into the comparative merits of different mineral waters: the maladies to which they are applicable, and those in which they are injuriousJohnson, James
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Pilgrimages to the Spas in Pursuit of Health and Recreation: With an inquiry into the comparative merits of different mineral waters: the maladies to which they are applicable, and those in which they are injurious
Johnson, James
Balneology; Health resorts; Mineral waters
The attestations to the power of the Carlsbad prerogative would fill
a volume. One just before me, as recorded by Dr. Granville, on the
authority of a British nobleman, well known in the world of wit, is
worthy of notice. Lord A——, it appears, through the efficacy of the
Carlsbad waters, “had lost a _pleuritic adhesion_ under the sternum (or
breast bone) the consequence of neglected inflammation in the chest,
which had annoyed him for a long time, and resisted all curative means.
The complaint made him short-breathed in ascending hills, and gave him
a dragging sensation whenever he sneezed—all which symptoms have since
disappeared.”
Whether his lordship’s breathing, and consequently his years, have been
lengthened by the dissolution of substernal _adhesions_, or by certain
_corporate reforms_ effected by the Sprudel, may admit of some doubt;
but the narrative shews on what sort of evidence the miracles of the
spas sometimes rest! Not that this evidence is worse than we have often
at home—witness the attestation on oath by a nobleman, that he saw St.
John Long extract quicksilver from the brain of a man who had taken
mercury—and the solemn assertions of grave and learned doctors, that an
Irish girl could see through her navel, and hear with the points of her
fingers!!
If we estimate the number of cures by the number of candidates, this spa
must be “a sovereign remedy” for many of our ills. But this criterion
is not always correct. It is not always the physician who sees most
patients that cures most diseases. But Carlsbad, like other bads, has
a very convenient postern to retreat through, when hard pressed for
testimonials. Thus, if the first season fails, the most confident hopes
are held out that the second will succeed. If the second turn out a
miscarriage, then the third will prove infallible! It requires no ghost
to prophesy that, if the pilgrim of the spas goes two successive years
to Bohemia, without relief, the third pilgrimage will, in all human
probability, be to that “undiscovered country,” whence no invalids return
to tell their tale of disappointment! If a patient die at home, it is
because he did not visit Carlsbad—if at Carlsbad, because he came too
late.
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