Pink and White Tyranny: A Society NovelStowe, Harriet Beecher
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Pink and White Tyranny: A Society Novel
Stowe, Harriet Beecher
Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
“Well, then,” said Letitia, “at least, he might go down to Newport
for a day or two; and his presence there might set some things right:
it might at least check reports. You might just suggest to him that
unfriendly things were being said.”
“Well, I’ll see what I can do,” said Grace.
So, by a little feminine tact in suggestion, Grace despatched her
brother to spend a day or two in Newport.
* * * * *
His coming and presence interrupted the lounging hours in Lillie’s
room; the introduction to “my husband” shortened the interviews. John
was courteous and affable; but he neither smoked nor drank, and there
was a mutual repulsion between him and many of Lillie’s _habitués_.
“I say, Dan,” said Bill Sanders to Danforth, as they were smoking on
one end of the veranda, “you are driven out of your lodgings since
Seymour came.”
“No more than the rest of you,” said Danforth.
“I don’t know about that, Dan. I think _you_ might have been taken for
master of those premises. Look here now, Dan, why didn’t you _take_
little Lill yourself? Everybody thought you were going to last year.”
“Didn’t want her; knew too much,” said Danforth. “Didn’t want to keep
her; she’s too cursedly extravagant. It’s jolly to have this sort of
concern on hand; but I’d rather Seymour’d pay her bills than I.”
“Who thought you were so practical, Dan?”
“Practical! that I am; I’m an old bird. Take my advice, boys, now: keep
shy of the girls, and flirt with the married ones,—then you don’t get
roped in.”
“I say, boys,” said Tom Nichols, “isn’t she a case, now? What a head
she has! I bet she can smoke equal to any of us.”
“Yes; I keep her in cigarettes,” said Danforth; “she’s got a box of
them somewhere under her ruffles now.”
“What if Seymour should find them?” said Tom.
“Seymour? pooh! he’s a muff and a prig. I bet you he won’t find her
out; she’s the jolliest little humbugger there is going. She’d cheat a
fellow out of the sight of his eyes. It’s perfectly wonderful.”
“How came Seymour to marry her?”
“He? Why, he’s a pious youth, green as grass itself; and I suppose she
talked religion to him. Did you ever hear her talk religion?”
A roar of laughter followed this, out of which Danforth went on. “By
George, boys, she gave me a prayer-book once! I’ve got it yet.”
“Well, if that isn’t the best thing I ever heard!” said Nichols.
“It was at the time she was laying siege to me, you see. She undertook
the part of guardian angel, and used to talk lots of sentiment. The
girls get lots of that out of George Sand’s novels about the _holiness_
of doing just as you’ve a mind to, and all that,” said Danforth.
“By George, Dan, you oughtn’t to laugh. She may have more good in her
than you think.”
“Oh, humbug! don’t I know her?”
“Well, at any rate she’s a wonderful creature to hold her looks. By
George! how she _does_ hold out! You’d say, now, she wasn’t more than
twenty.”
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