Pink and White Tyranny: A Society NovelStowe, Harriet Beecher
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Pink and White Tyranny: A Society Novel
Stowe, Harriet Beecher
Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
“How do I find you, _ma chère_?” said Mrs. Follingsbee, folding Lillie
rapturously to her breast. “I’ve been just dying to see you! How
lovely every thing looks! Oh, _ciel_! how like dear Paris!” she said,
as she was conducted into the parlor, and sunk upon the sofa.
“Pretty well done, too, for America!” said Mr. Follingsbee, gazing
round, and settling his collar. Mr. Follingsbee was one of the class
of returned travellers who always speak condescendingly of any
thing American; as, “so-so,” or “tolerable,” or “pretty fair,”—a
considerateness which goes a long way towards keeping up the spirits of
the country.
“I say, Dick,” said his lady, “have you seen to the bags and wraps?”
“All right, madam.”
“And my basket of medicines and the books?”
“O. K.,” replied Dick, sententiously.
“Oh! how often must I tell you not to use those odious slang terms?”
said his wife, reprovingly.
“Oh! Mrs. John Seymour knows _me_ of old,” said Mr. Follingsbee,
winking facetiously at Lillie. “We’ve had many a jolly lark together;
haven’t we, Lill?”
“Certainly we have,” said Lillie, affably. “But come, darling,” she
added to Mrs. Follingsbee, “don’t you want to be shown your room?”
“Go it, then, my dearie; and I’ll toddle up with the fol-de-rols and
what-you-may-calls,” said the incorrigible Dick. “There, wife, Mrs.
John Seymour shall go first, so that you shan’t be jealous of her
and me. You know we came pretty near being in interesting relations
ourselves at one time; didn’t we, now?” he said with another wink.
It is said that a thorough-paced naturalist can reconstruct a whole
animal from one specimen bone. In like manner, we imagine that, from
these few words of dialogue, our expert readers can reconstruct Mr. and
Mrs. Follingsbee: he, vulgar, shallow, sharp, keen at a bargain, and
utterly without scruples; with a sort of hilarious, animal good nature
that was in a state of constant ebullition. He was, as Richard Baxter
said of a better man, “always in that state of hilarity that another
would be in when he hath taken a cup too much.”
Dick Follingsbee began life as a peddler. He was now reputed to be
master of untold wealth, kept a yacht and race-horses, ran his own
theatre, and patronized the whole world and creation in general with a
jocular freedom. Mrs. Follingsbee had been a country girl, with small
early advantages, but considerable ambition. She had married Dick
Follingsbee, and helped him up in the world, as a clever, ambitious
woman may. The last few years she had been spending in Paris, improving
her mind and manners in reading Dumas’ and Madame George Sand’s novels,
and availing herself of such outskirt advantages of the court of the
Tuileries as industrious, pains-taking Americans, not embarrassed by
self-respect, may command.
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