Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red SaundersPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red Saunders
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Fiction; Humorous stories
I chucked the gun away and waited for him. I got just what I might have
expected--they all come for me! Cursing my fool soul, I jumped for the
gun. I almost had my hand on it when a rock took me behind the ear and
laid me on the grass. It was up to Mr. William De La Tour Saunders to
put his feet under him with celerity and hike out of that. It was
painful--sufferin' Moses! How I hated to run from that crowd! I snorted,
but run was the word, and run I did, with them hollering and laughing at
me. Inside, I grabbed two of the guns from the counter, called to Pedro
and the other two, and started back. I met the gang right at the door.
It was curious how making me run had braved them; they were for tearing
everything apart now. Well, our meeting was a surprise to both parties.
I've had to be grateful all my life that my hands think faster than my
head. I put four shots into that crowd before I thought at all. The man
who picked up my revolver fired and missed me from a three-foot range. I
got some of the powder, also a knife in the shoulder, but four men laid
out discouraged 'em and they broke again. I put it to them with both
hands, Pedro and the other boys cutting in before they found shelter.
By this time I was wild--wanted to go after them and hunt 'em out. Pedro
and the other two fastened on me and dragged me in.
"More shall come, Beel!" cried Pedro.
"We must have care--do not to go, I implore!"
He not only implored, but half-strangled me; they hauled me back and
shut the door.
"Listen, all," says Pedro. "This is not the end. Others will come with
guns, and then!--But now to see what is outside." He stationed us each
where we could peek through cracks, and so cover the store from all
sides. There was barrels of ammunition, General Pedro issued commands to
blaze away at a sight.
The folks outside kept up a stream of cursing and abuse, jeers and
threats, and we returned a revolver fire just as effective. It was too
far for a short gun.
We had two rifles in the shop. I wasn't then, and never have been, as
good a shot with a rifle as with a pistol. Gonzales, though, had been a
hunter. He took the rifle with a pleased smile.
"You make _me_ run," says he, playfully, to outdoors. "Now I make _you_
jump! It is thus we amuse ourselves." A man showed his head, to the
sound of an instant crash from the rifle. He jumped, all right.
"The old church shall say mass for your soul, Juan," says Gonzales. "You
are the best dead man in the country."
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