Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red SaundersPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red Saunders
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Fiction; Humorous stories
We strengthened the doors and windows by piling more boxes up, leaving
only holes to shoot through. Then we waited. The dark heat in the store
just melted you; outside the sun hammered fit to knock your eye out.
When it comes hot and still--deadly still--I can remember that hour's
waiting in the store. I couldn't hold on to what I was thinking of for a
minute; all my ideas flipped around like scart birds, and I sweat and
sweat, and I was sick at my stomach, and the man I shot kept squirming.
It was the same as sitting up in bed to find out your nightmare is real.
To the devil with waiting! I tried to clamp my attention on mother, on
Mary, on everybody I knew. Useless. I didn't seem to know anybody--they
were only jokes, and mostly, the faces, as they skipped by, turned on me
and grinned. At the same time I kept talking with the other boys and
even laughed once in a while. I know they thought I was cool as a
watermelon. I'm even with them there; I thought _they_ were, too.
When Gonzales called, with a click in his voice, "Hist! _Quid'ow!_ They
come!" I could have raised both hands to heaven in thanks. There's
nothing one-eighth as bad in getting killed as sitting around waiting
for it.
I jumped for my window. There ain't a bit of what was in front of me but
what's with me to stay. I could only see a small space that
day--anything that wasn't in a ten-foot circle was dark. I leave the why
to the doctors. It never troubled me again.
I had the south window, kind of slantwise facing the road, and about
twenty foot from it, where it passed the store. There was a breastwork
of canned goods shoulder high, with lots of loose cartridges spread on
the inner top box. The box near me was open, and red labels on quart
cans of tomatoes shone out--"Pride of the Garden." I wonder if the man
that raised 'em, or he that canned 'em, ever imagined they were going to
become the bulwarks of the State of Panama?
The shutters were heavy, with holes in 'em about four inches wide, which
you could cover with a round piece of wood that swung on a screw. These
holes were right in height for me to shoot through. The other boys had
to stand on boxes, being shorter.
I took a peep through my gun-hole. There come the rebels, flap-flapping
down the road in their bare feet, trailing their guns, their
wide-brimmed hats shaking comical. And I felt happy when I saw it. These
were real men, and for the last hour I'd been fighting ghosts. We didn't
want 'em to hit us in a body, so I called cheerful to the other boys,
"Bet you a can of tomatoes I draw first blood!" and let her flicker
through the loop-hole.
XV
TOMATOES BY THE QUART
The barefoot soldiers expected to walk right through us. They come
straight and fairly bunched, while we dropped them. They kept coming and
we kept dropping them. Streaks of white flew out of the shutters and
whiskers grew on the walls, but not a man of us was touched, while we
laid them out something awful.
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