Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red SaundersPhillips, Henry Wallace
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Plain Mary Smith: A Romance of Red Saunders
Phillips, Henry Wallace
Fiction; Humorous stories
He put it that way to make it a cinch I'd stay. Nobody ever was kinder
than him and the rest. Each day some one was with me to play cards, or
checkers, or talk. Old Jim couldn't do enough for me. I think he'd spent
all his time in the house if it wasn't that he must take hold outside.
"Boy, I know what you did for me," he said. "There ain't no use talking
about it between us, but what I have is yours."
Just the same, I _knew_ that leg was all right, so one day, when I found
myself alone, I got up to walk to the water-pail. I laid down on the
floor so hard I near bu'sted my nose. "Guess I don't want any drink,"
thinks I. "I'll go to bed, instead." I couldn't make that, neither. My
arms only held me for a second, then they sprung out at the elbow. I
sweat and swore at the cussed contraptions that wouldn't work. Tears of
rage come free and fast. Them arms and legs of mine had served me so
long, I couldn't believe they'd gone back on me like that, and I was so
ashamed to have the doctor come and ketch me that I flew into a fit,
foamin' and fumin' and snarlin' like a trapped bear.
It was then the doctor entered on the scene. What he said was never
intended to be repeated. Lord save us! He put my case in juicy words!
"Now, you red-headed young fool!" says he, as he rolled me in bed, "I
want you to understand I'd beat your head off, if you were a well man,
for this trick!" He shook his fist under my nose. "Wait till you get
up!" says he.
"Ain't I?" says I, feeling good-natured once more to see him in such a
wax. "Ain't I waiting?"
"I won't talk to you!" says he, and slams himself out of the room.
XVI
RED PLAYS TRUMPS
Things went fast before I was around again. Jim met five hundred men
sent out by Zampeto to clear the country, and killed or captured every
man of 'em. The prisoners he penned close, but fed well, to teach 'em
white ways.
Then he sent deceiving messengers back to Zampeto, to report how well
the rebel army was doing. Victory kept perching on her standard till it
was near worn out. But, all the same, another detachment, working to the
east, to unite further south with the first body and sweep back toward
the capital, would do excellently. The detachment was sent by Zampeto
and gobbled the same as before. More victories were reported to the home
rebel government, and assurances given that with another body, the three
could descend on that part of the city held by Perez and Oriñez and
crush it between their forces. Once more did Zampeto approve, to his bad
fortune. And this did him up. It was all over with Belknap, Zampeto &
Co., except the actual capture of their part of the town. They held
Santa Ana and the church, the time-respected custom with revolutions.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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