Does one correct the sun?
ELOISE
[_From behind the dial._] Ian! Correcting the _sun_!
IAN
You see there are only four days in the year when the apparent time is
the same as the average time.
ELOISE
[_In growing alarm._] Do you mean to tell me the sun is not right with
_itself_?
IAN
I’ve tried to explain it to you, Eloise, but you said you could get the
feeling of it without understanding it. This curve [_Pointing_] marks
the variation. Here today, you see, the shadow is “right” as you call
it--that is, average. It will be right again here in September and
again on December twenty-first.
ALICE
My birthday!
ELOISE
Ian, you mean to say the sun only tells the right _sun_-time four days
in the year?
IAN
It always tells the “right” sun-time, but here the said right sun-time
is fifteen minutes behind its own average, and here it is sixteen
minutes ahead. This scale here across the bottom shows you the number
of minutes to add or subtract.
ELOISE
[_With bitterness._] Add! Subtract! Then you and your sun are false!
IAN
No, Eloise, not false. Merely intricate. Merely not regular. Machines
are regular.
ELOISE
You got me to bury the clocks and live by the sun--and now you tell me
you have to _fix up_ the sun.
IAN
It was you who said bury the clocks.
ELOISE
I suppose you have to do something to the North star too!
IAN
Yes, the North star is not true north.
[_He starts to point out its error, sighting over the style of the
dial._
ELOISE
What _is_ true? What _is_ true?
IAN
[_With vision._] The mind of man.
ELOISE
I think I’d better have a clock. [_A new gust._] You told me I was to
live by the sun and now--after the clocks are in their graves--what I
am to live by is _that snake_.
[_She points at diagram._
IAN
You are a victim of misplaced confidence, Eloise. Sometimes when one
feels things without understanding them, one feels the wrong thing.
But there’s nothing to worry about. The sun and I can take care of the
sun’s irregularities.
EDDY
Take heart, Eloise. It’s a standardized sun.
IAN
It’s not a blindly accepted sun!
ANNIE
[_Who comes as one not to be put aside._] What’ll I do when it rains?
IAN
You’ll use your mind.
ANNIE
To tell time by? [_Looking to ELOISE._] I think I’d better find another
place.
ALICE
[_Coming forward, regarding this as a really serious matter._] No,
don’t do that, Annie.
ELOISE
[_Tearfully._] You don’t _know_ the _wonders_ of your own mind!
ANNIE
No, ma’m. [_After a look at the sun, becomes terrified._] It’s going
down!
EDDY
Yes, it goes down.
ANNIE
How’ll we tell time when it’s dark?
IAN
_Sine sole sileo._
ANNIE
Is that saying how we’ll know when it’s time to go to bed?
IAN
The doves know when to go to bed.
ANNIE
The doves don’t go to the pictures.
ELOISE
[_Hysterically._] You’ll grow, Annie!
ANNIE
I’d rather have a clock!
[_Exit._
IAN
She’d rather have a clock than grow.
ALICE
Now why can’t one do both?
IAN
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