Plays: Lady Frederick, The Explorer, A Man of HonourMaugham, W. Somerset (William Somerset)
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Plays: Lady Frederick, The Explorer, A Man of Honour
Maugham, W. Somerset (William Somerset)
English drama
[_Defiantly._] He'd better not start patronising me, because I won't put
up with it. I'm a gentleman, and I'm every bit as good as he is--if not
better.
[BASIL _comes in_, _notices_ JAMES, _but does not
speak_.
JAMES.
Afternoon, Basil.
BASIL.
[_Indifferently._] You here again?
JAMES.
Looks like it, don't it.
BASIL.
[_Quietly._] I'm afraid it does.
JAMES.
[_Becoming more aggressive as the conversation proceeds._] Are you? I
suppose I can come and see my own sister?
BASIL.
I suppose it's inevitable.
JAMES.
Well?
BASIL.
[_Smiling._] Only I should be excessively grateful if you'd time your
coming with my--with my going. And _vice versa_.
JAMES.
That means you want me to get out, I reckon.
BASIL.
You show unusual perspicacity, dear James.
JAMES.
And who are you with your long words, I should like to know?
BASIL.
[_Blandly._] I? A person of not the least importance.
JAMES.
[_Angrily._] Well, I wouldn't put on so much side if I was you.
BASIL.
I observe that you have not acquired the useful art of being uncivil
without being impertinent.
JAMES.
Look 'ere, I'm not going to stand this. I'm as good as you are any day.
BASIL.
That is a fact I should never dream of contradicting.
JAMES.
[_Indignantly._] Then what 'ave you got to turn up your nose about, eh?
What d'you mean by sneerin' and snarlin' at me when I come here?
JENNY.
[_Nervously._] Jimmie, don't!
BASIL.
[_With a smile._] You're very eloquent, James. You should join a
debating society.
JAMES.
Yes, go on. That's right. You seem to think I'm nobody. I should just
like to know why you go on as if I was I don't know what.
BASIL.
[_Abruptly._] Because I choose.
JAMES.
You can bet anything you like I don't come 'ere to see you.
BASIL.
[_Smiling acidly._] Then I have at least something to be thankful for.
JAMES.
I've got a right to come here as much as anybody. I come to see my
sister.
BASIL.
Really, that's very thoughtful of you. I was under the impression you
generally came to borrow money.
JAMES.
Throw that in my face now. I can't 'elp it if I'm out of work.
BASIL.
Oh, I haven't the least objection to your being out of work. All I
protest against--and that very mildly--is that I should be expected to
keep you. How much did you want to-day?
JAMES.
I don't want your dirty money.
BASIL.
[_With a laugh._] Have you already tried to borrow it from Jenny?
JAMES.
No, I 'aven't.
BASIL.
And she refused, I suppose.
JAMES.
[_Storming._] I tell you I don't want your dirty money.
BASIL.
Well, then, we're both quite satisfied. You seemed to think that because
I married Jenny I was bound to keep the whole gang of you for the rest
of your lives. I'm sorry I can't afford it. And you will kindly tell the
rest of them that I'm sick and tired of forking out.
JAMES.
I wonder you don't forbid me your house while you're about it.
BASIL.
[_Coolly._] You may come here when I'm not at home--if you behave
yourself.
JAMES.
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