Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the firstVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the first
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century; English drama -- Restoration, 1660-1700
_Lord Rake._ Then my Muse is to your Taste. But drink away; the Night
steals upon us; we shall want Time to be lewd in. Hey, Page! Sally out,
Sirrah, and see what's doing in the Camp; we'll beat up their Quarters
presently.
_Page._ I'll bring your Lordship an exact Account.
[_Exit Page._
_Lord Rake._. Now let the Spirit of Clary go round. Fill me a Brimmer
Here's to our Forlorn Hope. Courage, Knight, Victory attends you.
_Sir John._ And Laurels shall crown me; drink away, and be damn'd.
_Lord Rake._ Again, Boys; t'other Glass, and damn Morality.
_Sir John._ [_Drunk._] Ay--damn Morality--and damn the Watch. And let
the Constable be married.
_All._ Huzza!
_Re-enter Page._
_Lord Rake._ How are the Streets inhabited, Sirrah?
_Page._ My Lord, 'tis Sunday-night; they are full of drunken Citizens.
_Lord Rake._ Along, then, Boys, we shall have a Feast.
_Col. Bully._ Along, noble Knight.
_Sir John._ Ay----along, _Bully_; and he that says Sir _John Brute_ is
not as drunk and as religious as the drunkenest Citizen of them all--is
a Liar, and the Son of a Whore.
_Col. Bully._ Why, that was bravely spoke, and like a free-born
_Englishman_.
_Sir John._ What's that to you, Sir, whether I am an _Englishman_ or a
_Frenchman_?
_Col. Bully._ Zoons, you are not angry, Sir?
_Sir John._ Zoons, I am angry, Sir----for if I'm a free-born
_Englishman_, what have you to do even to talk of my Privileges?
_Lord Rake._ Why, pr'ythee, Knight, don't quarrel here; leave private
Animosities to be decided by Day-light; let the Night be employ'd
against the publick Enemy.
_Sir John._ My Lord, I respect you because you are a Man of Quality.
But I'll make that Fellow know, I am within a Hair's breadth as
absolute by my Privileges, as the King of _France_ is by his
Prerogative. He by his Prerogative takes Money where it is not his
due; I by my Privilege refuse paying it where I owe it. Liberty and
Property, and _Old England_, Huzza!
_All._ Huzza!
[_Exit Sir ~John~ reeling, all following him._
+SCENE+, _A Bed-Chamber._
_Enter ~Lady Brute~ and ~Belinda~._
_Lady Brute._ Sure 'tis late, _Belinda_; I begin to be sleepy.
_Bel._ Yes, 'tis near Twelve. Will you go to Bed?
_Lady Brute._ To Bed, my Dear? And by that time I am fallen into a
sweet Sleep (or perhaps a sweet Dream, which is better and better) Sir
_John_ will come home roaring drunk, and be overjoy'd he finds me in a
Condition to be disturb'd.
_Bel._ O, you need not fear him; he's in for all Night. The Servants
say he's gone to drink with my Lord _Rake_.
_Lady Brute._ Nay, 'tis not very likely, indeed, such suitable Company
should part presently. What Hogs Men turn, _Belinda_, when they grow
weary of Women!
_Bel._ And what Owls they are, whilst they are fond of 'em!
_Lady Brute._ But That we may forgive well enough, because they are so
upon our accounts.
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