Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the firstVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the first
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century; English drama -- Restoration, 1660-1700
Lady Brute. _I'm all Obedience.
First then, know all, before our Doom is fixt,
The Third Day is for us----_
_Bel._ _Nay, and the Sixth._
Lady Brute. _We speak not from the Poet now, nor is it
His Cause--(I want a Rhyme)_
_Bel._ _That we sollicit._
Lady Brute. _Then sure you cannot have the Hearts to be severe
And damn us----_
_Bel._ _Damn us! Let 'em if they dare._
Lady Brute. _Why, if they should, what Punishment remains?_
_Bel._ _Eternal Exile from behind our Scenes._
Lady Brute. _But if they're kind, that Sentence we'll recal.
We can be grateful----_
_Bel._ _And have wherewithal._
Lady Brute. _But at Grand ~Treaties~ hope not to be trusted,
Before ~Preliminaries~ are adjusted._
_Bel._ _You know the Time, and we appoint the Place;
Where, if you please, we'll meet and sign the Peace._
[Illustration]
Upon the revival of this Play in 1725, Sir _John Vanbrugh_
thought proper to write the two following Scenes, in the room of
those printed Page 166,-168, 173, _&c. &c._
+ACT+ IV.
+SCENE+, _Covent-Garden_.
_Enter Lord ~Rake~, Sir ~John~, &c. with Swords drawn._
_Lord Rake._ Is the Dog dead?
_Col. Bully._ No, damn him, I heard him wheeze.
_Lord Rake._ How the Witch his Wife howl'd?
_Col. Bully._ Aye, she'll alarm the Watch presently.
_Lord Rake._ Appear, Knight, then: Come, you have a good Cause to fight
for, there's a Man murder'd.
_Sir John._ Is there? Then let his Ghost be satisfy'd: for I'll
sacrifice a Constable to it presently, and burn his Body upon his
wooden Chair.
_Enter a Taylor, with a Bundle under his Arm._
_Col. Bully._ How now! what have we got here? A Thief?
_Taylor._ No an't please you, I'm no Thief.
_Lord Rake._ That we'll see presently: Here! let the General examine
him.
_Sir John._ Ay, ay, let me examine him; and I'll lay a hundred
Pound I find him guilty in spite of his Teeth----for he looks--like
a----sneaking Rascal. Come, Sirrah, without Equivocation or mental
Reservation, tell me of what Opinion you are, and what Calling; for by
them----I shall guess at your Morals.
_Taylor._ An't please you, I'm a Dissenting Journeyman Woman's Taylor.
_Sir John._ Then, Sirrah, you love Lying by your Religion, and Theft
by your Trade: And so, that your Punishment may be suitable to your
Crimes----I'll have you first gagg'd----and then hang'd.
_Tayl._ Pray, good worthy Gentlemen, don't abuse me: Indeed I'm an
honest Man, and a good Workman, tho' I say it, that shou'd not say it.
_Sir John._ No Words, Sirrah, but attend your Fate.
_Lord Rake._ Let me see what's in that Bundle.
_Tayl._ An't please you, it's my Lady's short Cloak and Sack.
_Sir John._ What Lady, you Reptile, you?
_Tayl._ My Lady _Brute_, an't please your Honour.
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