Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the firstVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the first
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century; English drama -- Restoration, 1660-1700
_Dor._ Courage, pluck up your Spirits: Well, now what's the matter?
_Euph._ The matter! Thou shalt hear. Know that--that Cheat--_Esop_----
_Dor._ Like enough; speak: What has he done! That ugly ill-boding
Cyclops--
_Euph._ Why, instead of keeping his Promise, and speaking for
_Oronces_, he has not said one Word, but what has been for himself. And
by my Father's Order, before to-morrow Noon he's to marry me.
_Dor._ He marry you!
_Euph._ Am I in the wrong to be in this Despair? Tell me, _Doris_, if I
am to blame.
_Dor._ To blame? No, by my troth. That ugly, old, treacherous piece
of Vermin--that melancholy Mixture of Impotence and Desire--does his
Mouth stand to a young Partridge? Ah the old Goat! And your Father! He
downright doats at last, then.
_Euph._ Ah, _Doris_, what a Husband does he give me! And what a Lover
does he rob me of! Thou know'st 'em both; think of _Oronces_, and think
of _Esop_.
_Dor._ [_Spitting._] A foul Monster! And yet, now I think on't, I'm
almost as angry at t'other too: Methinks he makes but a slow Voyage
on't, for a Man in Love: 'Tis now above two Months since he went to
_Lesbos_, to pack up the old Bones of his dead Father; sure he might
have made a little more Haste.
_Enter ~Oronces~._
_Euph._ Oh! my Heart, what do I see?
_Dor._ Talk of the Devil, and he's at your Elbow.
_Oron._ My dear Soul!
[_~Euph.~ runs and leaps about his Neck._
_Euph._ Why wou'd you stay so long from me?
_Oron._ 'Twas not my Fault, indeed; the Winds----
_Dor._ The Winds! Will the Winds blow you your Mistress again? We
have had Winds too, and Waves into the Bargain; Storms and Tempests,
Sea-Monsters, and the Devil and all. She struggled as long as she
cou'd, but a Woman can do no more than she can do; when her Breath was
gone, down she sunk.
_Oron._ What's the meaning of all this?
_Dor._ There's meaning and mumping too: your Mistress is married:
that's all.
_Oron._ Death and Furies----
_Euph._ [_Clinging about him._] Don't you frighten him too much,
neither, _Doris_. No, my Dear, I'm not yet executed, tho' I'm condemn'd.
_Oron._ Condemn'd! To what? Speak! Quick!
_Dor._ To be married.
_Oron._ Married? When? How? Where? To what? To whom?
_Dor. Esop, Esop, Esop, Esop, Esop._
_Oron._ Fiends and Spectres! What! That piece of Deformity! That
Monster! That Crump!
_Dor._ The same, Sir, the same. I find he knows him. You might have
come home sooner.
_Oron._ Dear _Euphronia_, ease me from my Pain. Swear that you neither
have nor will consent. I know this comes from your ambitious Father;
But you're too generous, too true to leave me: Millions of Kingdoms
ne'er wou'd shake my Faith, And I believe your Constancy as firm.
_Euph._ You do me Justice, you shall find you do: For Racks and
Tortures, Crowns and Scepters join'd, shall neither fright me from my
Truth, nor tempt me to be false. On this you may depend.
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