Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the firstVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the first
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century; English drama -- Restoration, 1660-1700
_Esop._ Hold; if I let thee go, and give thee nothing, thou'lt be apt
to grumble at me; and therefore----who waits there?
_Enter Servant._
_Quaint._ [_Aside._] I don't like his Looks, by Gad.
_Esop._ I'll present thee with a Token of my Love.
_Quaint._ A--another time, Sir, will do as well.
_Esop._ No; I love to be out of Debt, tho' 'tis being out of the
Fashion. So, d'ye hear! Give this honest Gentleman half a score good
Strokes on the Back with a Cudgel.
_Quaint._ By no means in the World, Sir.
_Esop._ Indeed, Sir, you shall take 'em.
_Quaint._ Sir, I don't merit half your Bounty.
_Esop._ O 'tis but a Trifle!
_Quaint._ Your Generosity makes me blush.
[_Looking about to make his Escape._
_Esop._ That's your Modesty, Sir.
_Quaint._ Sir, you are pleased to compliment. But a----twenty Pedigrees
for a clear Coast.
[_Running off, the Servant after him._
_Esop._ Wait upon him down Stairs, Fellow; I'd do't myself, were I but
nimble enough; but he makes haste, to avoid Ceremony.
_Enter Servant._
_Serv._ Sir, here's a Lady in great haste, desires to speak with you.
_Esop._ Let her come in.
_Enter ~Aminta~, weeping._
_Amin._ O Sir, if you don't help me, I'm undone.
_Esop._ What, what's the Matter, Lady?
_Amin._ My Daughter, Sir, my Daughter's run away with a filthy Fellow.
_Esop._ A slippery Trick indeed!
_Amin._ For Heaven's sake, Sir, send immediately to pursue 'em, and
seize 'em. But 'tis in vain, 'twill be too late, 'twill be too late;
I'll warrant at this very Moment they are got together in a Room with
a Couch in't; all's gone, all's gone; tho' 'twere made of Gold, 'tis
lost: Oh! my Honour, my Honour. A forward Girl she was always; I saw
it in her Eyes the very Day of her Birth.
_Esop._ That indeed was early; but how do you know she's gone with a
Fellow?
_Amin._ I have e'en her own insolent Hand-writing for't: Sir, take but
the pains to read what a Letter she has left me.
_Esop._ Reads.
_I love and am belov'd, and that's the Reason I run away._
Short, but significant!----_I'm sure there's no Body knows better than
your Ladyship what Allowances are to be made to Flesh and Blood; I
therefore hope this from your Justice, that what you have done three
Times yourself, you'll pardon once in your Daughter._ _The Dickens!_
_Amin._ Now, Sir, what do you think of the Business?
_Esop._ Why truly, Lady, I think it one of the most natural Businesses
I have met with a great while. I'll tell you a Story.
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