Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the firstVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the first
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century; English drama -- Restoration, 1660-1700
_Lear._ Gentlemen and Friends, y'are all welcome. I have sent to as
many of you as our short Time wou'd give me Leave, to desire you wou'd
be Witnesses of the Honour the great _Esop_ designs ourself and Family.
Hey; who attends there? Go let my Daughter know I wait for her. [_Exit
Servant._] 'Tis a vast Honour that is done me, Gentlemen!
_2 Gent._ It is, indeed, my Lord.
_Lear._ [_Aside._] Look you there; if they don't call me my Lord
already----I shall be a great Man!
_Enter ~Euphronia~ weeping, and leaning upon ~Doris~, both
in deep Mourning._
_Lear._ How now! What's here! All in deep Mourning! Here's a provoking
Baggage for you!
[_The Trumpets sound a melancholy Air till ~Esop~ appears;
and then the Violins and Hautboys strike up a ~Lancashire~
Hornpipe._
_Enter ~Esop~ in a gay foppish Dress, Long Peruke, &c. a
gaudy Equipage of Pages and Footmen, all enter in an
airy brisk Manner._
_Esop._ _in an affected Tone to ~Euphronia~._] Gad take my Soul,
Ma'am, I hope I shall please you now----Gentlemen all, I'm your humble
Servant. I'm going to be a very happy Man, you see. [_To ~Euph~._]
When the Heat of the Ceremony's over, if your Ladyship pleases,
Ma'am, I'll wait upon you to take the Air in the Park. Hey, Page;
let there be a Coach and six Horses ready instantly. [_Observing
her Dress._]----I vow to Gad, Ma'am, I was so taken up with my good
Fortune, I did not observe the extreme Fancy of your Ladyship's
Wedding-Clothes----Infinitely pretty! as I hope to be sav'd; a World of
Variety, and not at all gaudy.----[_To ~Lear~._] My dear Father-in-Law,
embrace me.
_Lear._ Your Lordship does me too much Honour. [_Aside._]----I shall be
a great Man!
_Esop._ Come, Gentlemen, are all things ready? Where's the Priest?
_Priest._ Here, my noble Lord.
_Esop._ Most Reverend----will you please to say Grace that I may fall
to, for I am very hungry, and here's very good Meat. But where's my
Rival all this while? The least we can do, is to invite him to the
Wedding.
_Lear._ My Lord, he's in Prison.
_Esop._ In Prison! How so?
_Lear._ He wou'd have murder'd me.
_Esop._ A bloody Fellow! But let's see him, however. Send for him
quickly. Ha! Governor----that handsome Daughter of yours, I will so
mumble her----
_Lear._ I shall be a great Man!
_Enter ~Oronces~ pinion'd and guarded._
_Esop._ O ho, here's my Rival! Then we have all we want. Advance, Sir,
if you please. I desire you'll do me the Favour to be a Witness to my
Marriage, lest one of these Days you shou'd take a fancy to dispute my
Wife with me.
_Oron._ Do you then send for me to insult me? 'Tis base in you.
_Esop._ I have no Time now to throw away upon Points of Generosity; I
have hotter Work upon my Hands. Come, Priest, advance.
_Lear._ Pray, hold him fast there; he has the Devil and all of Mischief
in's Eye.
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