Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the firstVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the first
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century; English drama -- Restoration, 1660-1700
_Lop._ [_Solus._] 'Tis very well, Mrs. Flipflap, 'tis very well;
but do you hear----Tawdry, you are not so alluring as you think you
are----Comb-brush, nor I so much in love----your Maidenhead may chance
to grow mouldy with your Airs--the Pox be your Bedfellow; there's that
for you. Come, let's think no more on't. Sailors must meet with Storms;
my Master's going to Sea, too. He may chance to fare no better with the
Lady, than I have done with her _Abigail_: There may be foul Weather
there, too. I reckon, at present, he may be lying by under a Mizen,
at the Street-Door; I think it rains too, for his Comfort. What if I
shou'd leave him there an Hour or two, in fresco, and try to work off
the Amour that Way? No; People will be physick'd their own Way. But,
perhaps, I might save his Life by't----yes, and have my Bones broke,
for being so officious; therefore, if you are at the Door, Don John,
walk in, and take your Fortune.
[_Opens the Door._
_Enter Don ~John~._
Don _John._ Hist! hist!
_Lop._ Hist! hist!
Don _John._ _Lopez_!
_Lop._ [_Aside._] The Devil--Tread softly.
Don _John._ Are they all asleep?
_Lop._ Dead.
Don _John._ Enough; shut the Door.
_Lop._ 'Tis done.
Don _John._ Now, begone.
_Lop._ What! Shut the Door first, and then begone! Now, methinks, I
might as well have gone first, and then shut the Door.
Don _John._ I bid you begone, you Dog, you, do you find the way.
_Lop._ [_Aside._] Stark mad, and always so when a Woman's in chace.
But, Sir, will you keep your chief Minister out of the Secrets of your
State? Pray, let me know what this Night's Work is to be.
Don _John._ No Questions, but march.
[Lop. _goes to the Door, and returns_.
_Lop._ Very well----But, Sir, shall I stay for you in the Street?
Don _John._ No, nor stir out of the House.
_Lop._ So: well, Sir, I'll do just as you have order'd me; I'll be
gone, and I'll stay; and I'll march, and I won't stir, and--just as you
say, Sir.
Don _John._ I see you are afraid, you Rascal, you.
_Lop._ Possibly.
Don _John_. Well, be it so; but you shan't leave the House, Sir;
therefore, begone to your Hogstye, and wait further Orders.
_Lop._ [_Aside._] But, first, I'll know how you intend to dispose of
yourself.
[_~Lop.~ hides behind the Door._
_Don ~John~ solus._
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