Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the firstVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the first
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century; English drama -- Restoration, 1660-1700
[_Don ~Ped.~ puts it up._
Why, Sir, I'll tell you just how the Matter was, but I hope you won't
consider me as a Party.
Don _Ped._ Go on; thou art safe.
_Lop._ Why then, Sir, when (for our Sins) you had left us, says my
Master to me, _Lopez_, says he, go and stay at old Don _Felix_'s House,
till Don _Pedro_ returns; they'll pass thee for his Servant, and think
he has order'd thee to stay there. And then, says he, dost hear, open
me the Door by _Leonora_'s Apartment to-night, for I have a little
Business, says he, to do there.
Don _Ped._ [_Aside._] Perfidious Wretch!
_Lop._ Indeed, I was at first a little resty, and stood off; being
suspicious (for I knew the Man) that there might be some ill
Intentions. But he knew me too, takes me upon the weak Side, whips out
a long Sword, and by the same Means makes me do the Thing, as you have
made me discover it.--[_Aside._] There's neither Liberty nor Property
in this Land, since the Blood of the _Bourbons_ came amongst us.
Don _Ped._ Then you let him in, as he bid you?
_Lop._ I did: If I had not, I had never lived to tell you the Story.
Yes, I let him in.
Don _Ped._ And what follow'd?
_Lop._ Why, he follow'd.
Don _Ped._ What?
_Lop._ His Inclinations.
Don _Ped._ Which Way?
_Lop._ The old Way:--To a Woman.
Don _Ped._. Confound him!
_Lop._ In short, he got to Madam's Chamber, and before he had been
there long, (tho' you know, Sir, a little Time goes a great Way in some
Matters) I heard such a clutter of small Shot, Murder, Murder, Murder,
Rape, Fire, Help, and so forth--But hold, here he comes himself, and
can give you a more circumstantial Account of the Skirmish.
_Don Ped._ I thank thee, Heaven, at last, for having pointed me to the
Victim I am to sacrifice.
[_Ex. ~Lop.~_
_Enter Don ~John~._
[_Drawing._] Villain, defend thyself.
Don _John._ What do you mean?
Don _Ped._ To punish a Traitor.
Don _John._ Where is he?
Don _Ped._ In the Heart of a sworn Friend.
Don _John._ [_Aside._] I saw _Lopez_, go from him, without doubt he has
told him all.
[_To Don ~Ped~._
Of what am I suspected?
Don _Ped._ Of betraying the greatest Trust that Man cou'd place in Man.
Don _John._ And by whom am I accus'd?
Don _Ped._ By me: Have at thy Traitor's Heart!
Don _John._ Hold! And be not quite a Madman.--_Pedro_, you know me
well: You know I am not backward upon these Occasions, nor shall I
refuse you any Satisfaction you'll demand; but first, I will be heard,
and tell you, That for a Man of Sense, you are pleas'd to make very odd
Conclusions.
Don _Ped._ Why, what is it possible thou canst invent to clear thyself?
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