Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the firstVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the first
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century; English drama -- Restoration, 1660-1700
_Const._ Ladies, we are your humble Servants. I see Sir _John_ is quite
engag'd, 'twould be in vain to expect him. Come, _Heartfree_.
[_Exit._
_Heart._ Ladies, your Servant. [_To ~Belinda~._] I hope, Madam, you
won't forget our Bargain; I'm to say what I please to you.
[_Exit ~Heartfree~._
_Bel._ Liberty of Speech entire, Sir.
_Lady Fan._ [_Aside._] Very pretty truly--But how the Blockhead went
out--languishing at her, and not a Look toward me!--Well, Churchmen may
talk, but Miracles are not ceas'd. For 'tis more than natural, such
a rude Fellow as he, and such a little Impertinent as she, should be
capable of making a Woman of my Sphere uneasy. But I can bear her sight
no longer----methinks she's grown ten times uglier than _Cornet_. I
must home, and study Revenge. [_To Lady ~Brute~._] Madam, your humble
Servant; I must take my leave.
_Lady Brute._ What, going already, Madam?
_Lady Fan._ I must beg you'll excuse me this once; for really I have
eighteen Visits to return this Afternoon: So you see I'm importun'd by
the Women as well as the Men.
_Bel._ [_Aside._] And she's quits with them both.
_Lady Fan._ [_Going._] Nay, you shan't go one Step out of the Room.
_Lady Brute._ Indeed I'll wait upon you down.
_Lady Fan._ No, sweet Lady _Brute_, you know I swoon at Ceremony.
_Lady Brute._ Pray give me leave.
_Lady Fan._ You know I won't.
_Lady Brute._ Indeed I must.
_Lady Fan._ Indeed you shan't.
_Lady Brute._ Indeed I will.
_Lady Fan._. Indeed you shan't.
_Lady Brute._ Indeed I will.
_Lady Fan._ Indeed you shan't. Indeed, indeed, indeed you shan't.
[_Exit Lady ~Fan~. running; they follow._
_Re-enter Lady ~Brute~ sola._
This impertinent Woman has put me out of Humour for a Fortnight----What
an agreeable Moment has her foolish Visit interrupted! Lord, how like
a Torrent Love flows into the Heart, when once the Sluice of Desire is
open'd! Good Gods! What a Pleasure there is in doing what we should not
do!
_Re-enter ~Constant~._
Ha! here again?
_Const._ Tho' the renewing my Visit may seem a little irregular, I hope
I shall obtain your Pardon for it, Madam, when you know I only left the
Room, lest the Lady who was here should have been as malicious in her
Remarks as she's foolish in her Conduct.
_Lady Brute._ He who has Discretion enough to be tender of a Woman's
Reputation, carries a Virtue about him may atone for a great many
Faults.
_Const._ If it has a Title to atone for any, its Pretensions must needs
be strongest where the Crime is Love. I therefore hope I shall be
forgiven the Attempt I have made upon your Heart, since my Enterprize
has been a Secret to all the World but yourself.
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