Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
_James._ Yes, Sir, he has taken 'em.
Unc. _Rich._ Oh John! how dost do, honest John? I am glad to see thee
with all my heart.
_John Moody._ I humbly thank your worship. I'm staut still, and a
faithful awd servant to th' family. Heaven prosper aw that belong to't.
Unc. _Rich._ What, they are all upon the road?
_John Moody._ As mony as the awd coach wou'd hauld, Sir: the Lord send
'em well to tawn.
Unc. _Rich._ And well out on't again, John, ha!
_John Moody._ Ah, Sir! you are a wise man, so am I: home's home, I say.
I wish we get any good here. I's sure we got little upo' the road.
Some mischief or other aw the day long. Slap goes one thing, crack
goes another; my Lady cries out for driving fast: The awd cattle are
for going slow; _Roger_ whips, they stand still and kick; nothing but
a sort of a contradiction aw the journey long. My Lady wou'd gladly
have been here last night, Sir, tho' there was no lodging got; but her
Ladyship said, she did naw care for that, she'd lie in the inn where
the horses stood, as long as it was in London.
Unc. _Rich._ These ladies, these ladies, _John_----
_John Moody._ Ah, Sir, I have seen a little of 'em, tho' not so much as
my betters. Your worship is naw married yet?
Unc. _Rich._ No, _John_ no; I am an old batchelor still.
_John Moody._ Heav'ns bless you and preserve you, Sir.
Unc. _Rich._ I think you have lost your good woman, John!
_John Moody._ No, sir, that I have not; _Bridget_ sticks to me still,
Sir, she was for coming to _London_ too, but, no, says I, there may be
mischief enough done without you.
Unc. _Rich._ Why that was bravely spoken, _John_, and like a man.
_John Moody._ Sir, were my measter but haf the mon that I am,
Gadswookers----tho' he'll speak stautly too sometimes, but then he
canno hawd it; no, he canno hawd it.
_Enter Maid._
_Maid._ Mr. _Moody_, Mr. _Moody_, here's the coach come.
_John Moody._ Already? no, sure.
_Maid._ Yes, yes, it's at the door, they are getting out; my mistress
is run to receive them.
_John Moody._ And so will I as in duty bound.
[_Exeunt ~John~ and maid._
Unc. _Rich._ And I will stay here, not being in duty bound to do the
honours of this house.
_Enter Sir ~Francis~, Lady, 'Squire ~Humphry~, Mrs. ~Betty~,
Mrs. ~Handy~, ~Doll Tripe~, ~John Moody~, and
Mrs. ~Motherly~._
Lady _Head._ Do you hear, _Moody_, let all the things be first laid
down here, and then carried where they'll be used.
_John Moody._ They shall, an't please your ladyship.
Lady _Head._ What, my uncle _Richard_ here to receive us! this is kind
indeed: Sir, I am extremely glad to see you.
Unc. _Rich._ Niece, your servant. [_Salutes her._] I am extremely sorry
to see you, in the worst place I know in the world for a good woman to
grow better in. Nephew, I am your servant too; but I don't know how to
bid you welcome.
Sir _Fran._ I am sorry for that, Sir.
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