Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
Lord _Town._ Madam, if you were to win ten thousand, it would be no
satisfaction to me.
Lady _Town._ O! the churl! ten thousand! what! not so much as wish I
might win ten thousand!----Ten thousand! O! the charming sum! what
infinite pretty things might a woman of spirit do, with ten thousand
guineas! O' my conscience, if she were a woman of true spirit--she--she
might lose 'em all again.
Lord _Town._ And I had rather it should be so, Madam; provided I could
be sure, that were the last you would lose.
Lady _Town._ Well, my Lord, to let you see I design to play all the
good housewife I can; I am now going to a party of _Quadrille_, only
to piddle with a little of it at poor two guineas a fish, with the
Dutchess of _Quiteright_.
[_Exit Lady ~Townly~._
Lord _Town._ Insensible creature! neither reproaches, or indulgence,
kindness or severity, can wake her to the least reflection! Continual
licence has lull'd her into such a lethargy of care, that she speaks
of her excesses with the same easy confidence, as if they were so many
virtues. What a turn has her head taken?----But how to cure it----I
am afraid the physic must be strong that reaches her----Lenitives, I
see, are to no purpose----take my friend's opinion----_Manly_ will
speak freely----my sister with tenderness to both sides. They know my
case----I'll talk with 'em.
_Enter a Servant._
_Serv._ Mr. _Manly_, my Lord has sent to know, if your Lordship was at
home.
Lord _Town._ They did not deny me?
_Serv._ No, my Lord.
Lord _Town._ Very well; step up to my sister, and say, I desire to
speak with her.
_Serv._ Lady _Grace_ is here, my Lord.
[_Exit Serv._
_Enter Lady ~Grace~._
Lord _Town._ So, Lady fair; what pretty weapon have you been killing
your time with!
Lady _Grace._ A huge folio that has almost killed me--I think I have
half read my eyes out.
Lord _Town._ O! you should not pore so much just after dinner, child.
Lady _Grace._ That's true, but any body's thoughts are better than
always one's own, you know.
Lord _Town._ Who's there?
_Enter Servant._
Leave word at the door I am at home to nobody but Mr. _Manly_.
Lady _Grace._ And why is he excepted, pray, my Lord?
Lord _Town._ I hope, Madam, you have no objection to his company?
Lady _Grace._ Your particular orders upon my being here, look, indeed,
as if you thought I had not.
Lord _Town._ And your Ladyship's enquiry into the reason of those
orders, shews, at least, it was not a matter indifferent to you!
Lady _Grace._ Lord! you make the oddest constructions, brother!
Lord _Town._ Look you my grave Lady _Grace_----in one serious word--I
wish you had him.
Lady _Grace._ I can't help that.
Lord _Town._ Ha! you can't help it! ha! ha! The flat simplicity of that
reply was admirable!
Lady _Grace._ Pooh! you teize one, brother!
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