Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
Lady _Grace._ I hope my Lady has had no hurt, Mr. _Moody_.
_John Moody._ Noa, an't please your Ladyship, she was never in better
humour: There's money enough stirring now.
_Man._ What has been the matter, _John_?
_John Moody._ Why, we came up in such a hurry, you mun think, that our
tackle was not so tight as it should be.
_Man._ Come, tell us all----Pray how do they travel?
_John Moody._ Why, i'the awld coach, Measter, and 'cause my lady
loves to do things handsom, to be sure, she would have a couple of
cart-horses clapt to th' four old geldings, that neighbours might see
she went up to _London_ in her coach and six! And so _Giles Joulter_,
the ploughman, rides postillion!
_Man._ Very well! the journey sets out as it should do. [_Aside._]
What, do they bring all the children with them too?
_John Moody._ Noa, noa, only the younk squoire, and Miss _Jenny_. The
other foive are all out at board, at half a crown a head, a week, with
_Joan Growse_ at _Smoke-Dunghill_ farm.
_Man._ Good again! a right _English_ academy for younger children!
_John Moody._ Anon, Sir.
[_Not understanding him._
Lady _Grace._ Poor souls! What will become of 'em?
_John Moody._ Nay, nay, for that matter, Madam, they are in very good
hands: _Joan_ loves 'em as thof' they were all her own: For she was
wet-nurse to every mother's babe of 'um----Ay, ay, they'll ne'er want
for a full belly there!
Lady _Grace._ What simplicity!
_Man._ The Lud 'a mercy on all good folks! what work will these people
make!
[_Holding up his hands._
Lord _Town._ And when do you expect him here, _John_?
_John Moody._ Why we were in hopes to ha' come yesterday, an' it had
no' been, that th' owld wheaze-belly horse tir'd: And then we were so
cruelly loaden, that the two fore wheels came crash! down at once, in
_Waggon-Rut Lane_, and there we lost four hours 'fore we could set
things to rights again.
_Man._ So they bring all their baggage with the coach then?
_John Moody._ Ay, ay, and good store on't there is----Why my lady's
geer alone were as much as fill'd four portmantel trunks, besides the
great deal-box, that heavy _Ralph_ and the monkey sit upon behind.
Lord _Town_, Lady _Grace_, and _Man._ Ha! ha, ha!
Lady _Grace._ Well, Mr. _Moody_, and pray how many are they within the
coach?
_John Moody._ Why there's my Lady and his Worship; and the younk
squoire, and Miss _Jenny_, and the fat lap-dog, and my lady's maid,
Mrs. _Handy_, and _Doll Tripe_ the cook, that's all----Only _Doll_
puked a little with riding backward, so they hoisted her into the
coach-box--and then her stomach was easy.
Lady _Grace._ Oh! I see 'em! I see 'em go by me. Ah! ha!
[_Laughing._
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