Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
Count _Bas._ I tell you there is not such a family in _England_, for
you! do you think I would have gone out of your lodgings for any body,
that was not sure to make you easy for the winter?
_Moth._ Nay, I see nothing against it, Sir, but the gentleman's being a
parliament man: and when people may, as it were, think one impertinent,
or be out of humour, you know, when a body comes to ask for one's
own----
Count _Bas._ Psha! Pr'ythee never trouble thy head--His pay is as good
as the bank!----Why, he has above two thousand a year!
_Moth._ Alas-a-day! that's nothing: Your people of ten thousand a year,
have ten thousand things to do with it.
Count _Bas._ Nay, if you are afraid of being out of your money; what do
you think of going a little with me, Mrs. _Motherly_?
_Moth._ As how?
Count _Bas._ Why I have a game in my head, in which, if you'll croup
me, that is, help me to play it, you shall go five hundred to nothing.
_Moth._ Say you so?----Why then, I go, Sir----and now pray let's see
your game.
Count _Bas._ Look you, in one word my cards lie thus--When I was down
this summer at _York_, I happened to lodge in the same house with this
Knight's lady, that's now coming to lodge with you.
_Moth._ Did you so, Sir?
Count _Bas._ And sometimes had the honour to breakfast, and pass an
idle hour with her----
_Moth._ Very good; and here I suppose you would have the impudence to
sup, and be busy with her.
Count _Bas._ Psha! pr'ythee hear me!
_Moth._ Is this your game? I would not give sixpence for it! What, you
have a passion for her pin-money----no, no, country ladies are not so
flush of it.
Count _Bas._ Nay, if you won't have patience----
_Moth._ One had need of a great deal, I am sure, to hear you talk at
this rate! Is this your way of making my poor _Myrtilla_ easy?
Count _Bas._ Death! I shall do it still, if the woman will but let me
speak----
_Moth._ Had not you a letter from her this morning?
Count _Bas._ I have it here in my pocket--this is it.
[_Shews it, and puts it up again._
_Moth._ Ay, but I don't find you have made any answer to it.
Count _Bas._ How the devil can I, if you won't hear me!
_Moth._ What! hear you talk of another woman?
Count _Bas._ O lud! O lud! I tell you, I'll make her fortune----'Ounds!
I'll marry her.
_Moth._ A likely matter! if you would not do it when she was a maid,
your stomach is not so sharp set now, I presume.
Count _Bas._ Hey day! why your blood begins to turn, my dear! the
devil! you did not think I proposed to marry her myself!
_Moth._ If you don't, who the devil do you think will marry her?
Count _Bas._ Why, a fool----
_Moth._ Humph! there may be sense in that----
Count _Bas._ Very good----One for t'other then; if I can help her to a
husband, why should not you come into my scheme of helping me to a wife?
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