Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
Lady _Wrong._ Have you so, Sir? And pray who may you thank for't? Now!
who is in the right? Is not this better than throwing so much away,
after a stinking pack of fox-hounds, in the country? Now your family
may be the better for it!
Sir _Fran._ Nay! that's what persuaded me to come up, my Dove.
Lady _Wrong._ Mighty well--come----let me have another hundred pound
then.
Sir _Fran._ Another! child? Waunds! you have had one hundred this
morning, pray what's become of that, my dear?
Lady _Wrong._ What's become of it? why I'll shew you, my Love! Jenny!
have you the bills about you?
_Jenny._ Yes, Mama.
Lady _Wrong._ What's become of it? Why laid out, my dear, with fifty
more to it, that I was forced to borrow of the Count here.
_Jenny._ Yes, indeed, Papa, and that would hardly do neither--There's
th' account.
Sir _Fran._ [_Turning over the bills._] Let's see! let's see! what the
devil have we got here?
_Man._ Then you have sounded your aunt you }
say, and she readily comes into all I propos'd }
to you? }
}
_Myr._ Sir, I'll answer, with my life, she is }
most thankfully yours in every article: she }
mightily desires to see you, Sir. } _Apart._
}
_Man._ I am going home directly; bring }
her to my house in half an hour; and if she }
makes good what you tell me, you shall both }
find your account in it. }
}
_Myr._ She shall not fail you. }
Sir _Fran._ Ods-life, Madam, here's nothing but toys and trinkets, and
fans, and clock stockings, by whole-sale.
Lady _Wrong._ There's nothing but what's proper, and for your credit,
Sir _Francis_----Nay you see I am so good a housewife, that in
necessaries for myself I have scarce laid out a shilling.
Sir _Fran._ No, by my troth, so it seems; for the devil o' one thing's
here, that I can see you have any occasion for!
Lady _Wrong._ My dear! do you think I came hither to live out of the
fashion? why, the greatest distinction of a fine lady in this town is
in the variety of pretty things she has no occasion for.
_Jenny._ Sure, Papa, could you imagine, that women of quality wanted
nothing but stays and petticoats?
Lady _Wrong._ Now, that is so like him!
_Man._ So! the family comes on finely.
[_Aside._
Lady _Wrong._ Lard, if men were always to govern, what dowdies would
they reduce their wives to!
Sir _Fran._ An hundred pound in the morning, and want another before
night! waunds and fire! the Lord Mayor of London could not hold it at
this rate!
_Man._ O! do you feel it, Sir?
[_Aside._
Lady _Wrong._ My dear, you seem uneasy; let me have the hundred pound,
and compose yourself.
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