Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
Sir _Fran._ Very fine! so here I mun fast, 'till I am almost famished
for the good of my country; while Madam is laying me out an hundred
pounds a day in lace as fine as a cobweb, for the honour of my family!
ods-flesh; things had need go well at this rate!
Squ. _Rich._ Nay, nay----come, feyther.
[_Exit Sir ~Francis~._
_Enter Mrs. ~Motherly~._
_Moth._ Madam, my Lady desires you and the Count will please to come
and assist her fancy in some of the laces.
Count _Bas._ We'll wait upon her--
[_Exit Mrs. ~Motherly~._
_Jenny._ So! I told you how it was! you see she can't bear to leave us
together.
Count _Bas._ No matter, my dear: you know she has ask'd me to stay
supper: so when your papa and she are a-bed, Mrs. _Myrtilla_ will let
me into the house again; then you may steal into her chamber, and we'll
have a pretty sneaker of punch together.
_Myr._ Ay, ay, Madam, you may command me any thing.
_Jenny._ Well! that will be pure!
Count _Bas._ But you had best go to her alone, my life: it will look
better if I come after you.
_Jenny._ Ay, so it will: and to-morrow you know at the masquerade. And
then!----hey! _Oh, I'll have a husband! ay, marry_, &c.
[_Exit singing._
_Myr._ So, Sir! am not I very _commode_ to you?
Count _Bas._ Well, child, and don't you find your account in it? did
not I tell you we might still be of use to one another?
_Myr._ Well, but how stands your affair with Miss, in the main?
Count _Bas._ O she's mad for the masquerade! it drives like a nail, we
want nothing now but a parson, to clinch it. Did not your aunt say she
could get one at a short warning?
_Myr._ Yes, yes, my Lord _Townly_'s chaplain is her cousin, you know;
he'll do your business and mine, at the same time.
Count _Bas._ O! it's true! but where shall we appoint him?
_Myr._ Why, you know my Lady _Townly_'s house is always open to the
masques upon a ball-night, before they go to the _Hay-market_.
Count _Bas._ Good.
_Myr._ Now the Doctor purposes, we should all come thither in our
habits, and when the rooms are full, we may steal up into his chamber,
he says, and there----crack----he'll give us all canonical commission
to go to bed together.
Count _Bas._ Admirable! Well, the devil fetch me, if I shall not be
heartily glad to see thee well settled, child.
_Myr._ And may the black gentleman tuck me under his arm at the same
time, if I shall not think myself oblig'd to you, as long as I live.
Count _Bas._ One kiss for old acquaintance sake----I'gad I shall want
to be busy again!
_Myr._ O you'll have one shortly will find you employment: but I must
run to my squire.
Count _Bas._ And I to the ladies----so your humble servant, sweet Mrs.
_Wronghead_.
_Myr._ Yours, as in duty bound, most noble Count _Basset_.
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