Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
_Trusty._ Ay! they are at it, Madam--he's in a bitter passion, with
poor _Poundage_----bless me! I believe he'll beat him----mercy on us;
how the wretch swears!
Lady _Town._ And a sober citizen too! that's a shame!
_Trusty._ Ha! I think all's silent, of a sudden----may be the porter
has knock'd him down--I'll step and see----
[_Exit ~Trusty~._
Lady _Town._ Those trades-people are the troublesomest creatures! no
words will satisfy them!
[_~Trusty~ returns._
_Trusty._ O Madam! undone! undone! my lord has just bolted out upon
the man, and is hearing all his pitiful story over----if your ladyship
pleases to come hither, you may hear him yourself!
Lady _Town._ No matter: it will come round presently: I shall have it
all from my Lord, without losing a word by the way, I'll warrant you.
_Trusty._ O lud! Madam! here's my lord just coming in.
Lady _Town._ Do you get out of the way then. [_Exit ~Trusty~._] I am
afraid I want spirits! but he will soon give 'em me.
_Enter Lord ~Townly~._
Lord _Town._ How comes it, Madam, that a tradesman dares be clamorous
in my house, for money due to him, from you?
Lady _Town._ You don't expect, my lord, that I should answer for other
peoples impertinence!
Lord _Town._ I expect, Madam, you should answer for your own
extravagances, that are the occasion of it----I thought I had given you
money three months ago, to satisfy all these sort of people!
Lady _Town._ Yes, but you see they are never to be satisfied.
Lord _Town._ Nor am I, Madam, longer to be abus'd thus! what's become
of the last five hundred I gave you?
Lady _Town._ Gone.
Lord _Town._ Gone! what way, Madam?
Lady _Town._ Half the town over, I believe, by this time.
Lord _Town._ 'Tis well! I see ruin will make no impression, 'till it
falls upon you.
Lady _Town._ In short, my Lord, if money is always the subject of our
conversation, I shall make you no answer.
Lord _Town._ Madam, Madam! I will be heard, and make you answer.
Lady _Town._ Make me! then I must tell you, my Lord, this is a language
I have not been us'd to, and I won't bear it.
Lord _Town._ Come! come, Madam, you shall bear a great deal more before
I part with you.
Lady _Town._ My Lord, if you insult me, you will have as much to bear,
on your side, I can assure you.
Lord _Town._ Pooh! your spirit grows ridiculous----you have neither
honour, worth, or innocence, to support it!
Lady _Town._ You'll find, at least, I have resentment! and do you look
well to the provocation!
Lord _Town._ After those you have given me, Madam, 'tis almost infamous
to talk with you.
Lady _Town._ I scorn your imputation and your menaces! The narrowness
of your heart's your monitor! 'tis there! there, my lord, you are
wounded; you have less to complain of than many husbands of an equal
rank to you.
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