Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
_Mask._ O dear, yes! I have found out fifty already.
Lady _Grace._ Pray who are they?
_Mask._ O, charming company! there's Lady _Ramble_----Lady
_Riot_----Lady _Kill-Care_----Lady _Squander_----Lady _Strip_----Lady
_Pawn_----and the Dutchess of _Single-Guinea_.
Lord _Town._ Is it not hard, my dear! that }
people of sense and probity are sometimes }
forc'd to seem fond of such company? } _Apart._
}
Lady _Town._ My Lord, it will always give }
me pain to remember their acquaintance, but }
none to drop it immediately. }
Lady _Grace._ But you have given us no account of the men, Madam. Are
they good for any thing?
_Mask._ O yes! you must know, I always find out them by their
endeavours to find out me.
Lady _Grace._ Pray who are they?
_Mask._ Why, for your men of tip-top wit and pleasure, about
town, there's my Lord----_Bite_----Lord _Arch-wag_----Young
_Brazen-wit_----Lord _Timberdown_----Lord _Joint-Life_----and----Lord
_Mortgage_. Then for your pretty fellows only----there's Sir
_Powder-Peacock_----Lord _Lapwing_----_Billy Magpye_----Beau
_Frightful_----Sir _Paul Plaster-crown_, and the Marquis of
_Monkey-man_.
Lady _Grace._ Right; and these are fine gentlemen that never want
elbow-room at an assembly.
_Mask._ The rest I suppose, by their tawdry hired habits are tradesmens
wives, inns-of-court beaus, _Jews_, and kept mistresses.
Lord _Town._ An admirable collection!
Lady _Grace._ Well, of all our public diversions, I am amaz'd how this,
that is so very expensive, and has so little to shew for it, can draw
so much company together.
Lord _Town._ O! if it were not expensive, the better sort would not
come into it: and because money can purchase a ticket, the common
people scorn to be kept out of it.
_Mask._ Right, my Lord, poor Lady Grace! I suppose you are under the
same astonishment, that an opera should draw so much good company.
Lady _Grace._ Not at all, Madam; it is an easier matter sure to gratify
the ear, than the understanding. But have you no notion, Madam, of
receiving pleasure and profit at the same time?
_Mask._ Oh! quite none! unless it be sometimes winning a great stake;
laying down a Vole, sans prendre may come up, to the profitable
pleasure you were speaking of.
Lord _Town._ You seem attentive, my dear? }
}
Lady _Town._ I am, my Lord; and amaz'd at } _Apart._
my own follies so strongly painted in another }
woman. }
Lady _Grace._ But see, my Lord, we had best adjourn our debate, I
believe, for here are some masks that seem to have a mind to divert
other people as well as themselves.
Lord _Town._ The least we can do is to give them a clear stage then.
[_A dance of masks here in various characters._
This was a favour extraordinary.
_Enter ~Manly~._
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