Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
_Leo._ _Carlos_! _Carlos_! I have not deserv'd this usage.
_Car._ Barbarous _Leonora_! but 'tis useless to reproach you; she that
is capable of what you have done, is form'd too cruel ever to repent of
it. Go on then, tyrant; make your bliss compleat; torment me still, for
still, alas! I love enough to be tormented.
_Leo._ Ah _Carlos_! little do you know the tender movements of that
thing you name: the heart where love presides, admits no thoughts
against the honour of its ruler.
_Car._ 'Tis not to call that honour into doubt, if conscious of our own
unworthiness, we interpret every frown to our destruction.
_Leo._ When jealousy proceeds from such humble apprehensions, it shews
itself with more respect than yours has done.
_Car._ And where a heart is guiltless, it easily forgives a greater
crime.
_Leo._ Forgiveness is not now in our debate; if both have been in
fault, 'tis fit that both should suffer for it; our separation will do
justice on us.
_Car._ But since we are ourselves the judges of our crimes, what if we
should inflict a gentler punishment?
_Leo._ 'Twould but encourage us to sin again.
_Car._ And if it shou'd?
_Leo._ 'Twould give a fresh occasion for the pleasing exercise of mercy.
_Car._ Right: and so we act the part of earth and heaven together, of
men and gods, and taste of both their pleasures.
_Leo._ The banquet's too inviting to refuse it.
_Car._ Then thus let's fall on, and feed upon't for ever.
[_Carries her off, embracing her, and kissing her hand._
_Leo._ Ah woman! foolish, foolish woman!
_San._ Very foolish indeed.
_Jacin._ But don't expect I'll follow her example.
_San._ You wou'd, Mopsy, if I'd let you.
_Jacin._ I'd sooner tear my eyes out! ah----that she had a little of my
spirit in her.
_San._ I believe I shall find thou hast a great deal of her flesh, my
charmer; but 'twon't do; I am all rock, hard rock, very marble.
_Jacin._ A very pumice stone, you rascal you, if one would try thee;
but to prevent thy humilities, and shew thee all submission would be
vain; to convince thee thou hast nothing but misery and despair before
thee; here----take back thy paltry thimble, and be in my debt for the
shirts I have made thee with it.
_San._ Nay, if y'are at that sport, Mistress, I believe I shall
lose nothing by the balance of thy presents. There, take thy
tobacco-stopper, and stop thy----
_Jacin._ Here, take thy sattin pincushion, with thy curious half
hundred of pins in't, thou mad'st such a vapouring about yesterday:
tell them carefully, there's not one wanting.
_San._ There's thy ivory-hafted knife again, whet it well; 'tis so
blunt 'twill cut nothing but love.
_Jacin._ And there's thy pretty pocket scissars thou hast honour'd me
with, they'll cut off a leg or an arm; heaven bless them.
_San._ Here's the inchanted handkerchief you were pleased to indear
with your precious blood, when the violence of your love at dinner,
t'other day, made you cut your fingers----There.
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