Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
Don _Fel._ Hold your tongue, you impertinent Jackanapes, I will have
him fight, and fight like a fury too; If he don't, he'll be worsted, I
can tell him that. For know, son, your antagonist is not the person you
name, it is an enemy of twice his force.
_Lop._ O dear, O dear, O dear! and will nobody keep 'em asunder?
_Lor._ Nobody shall keep us asunder, if once I know the man I have to
deal with.
Don _Fel._ Thy man then is----_Camillo_.
_Lor._ _Camillo!_
Don _Fel._ 'Tis he, he'll suffer no body to decide this quarrel but
himself.
_Lop._ Then there are no seconds, Sir.
Don _Fel._ None.
_Lop._ He's a brave man.
Don _Fel._ No, he says nobody's blood shall be spilt upon this
occasion, but theirs who have a title to it.
_Lop._ I believe he'll scarce have a law-suit upon the claim.
Don _Fel._ In short, he accuses thee of a shameful falshood, in
pretending his sister _Leonora_ was thy wife; and has upon it prevailed
with his father, as thou has done with thine, to let the debate be
ended by the sword 'twixt him and thee.
_Lop._ And pray, Sir, with submission, one short question if you
please; what may the gentle _Leonora_ say of this business?
Don _Fel._ She approves of the combat, and marries _Carlos_.
_Lop._ Why, God a-mercy.
_Lor._ Is it possible? Sure she's a devil, not a woman.
_Lop._ I----cod, Sir, the Devil and a woman both, I think.
Don _Fel._ Well, thou sha't have satisfaction of some of 'em. Here they
all come.
_Enter ~Alvarez~, ~Leonora~, ~Carlos~, ~Sancho~, and ~Jacinta~._
_Alv._ Well, Don _Felix_, have you prepared your son? for mine, he's
ready to engage.
_Lor._ And so is his. My wrongs prepare me for a thousand combats. My
hand has hitherto been held by the regard I've had to every thing of
kin to _Leonora_; but since the monstrous part she acts has driven her
from my heart, I call for reparation from her family.
_Alv._ You'll have it, Sir; _Camillo_ will attend you instantly.
_Lop._ O lack! O lack! will no body do a little something to prevent
bloodshed? Why, Madam, have you no pity, no bowels? [_To ~Leonora~._]
stand and see one of your husbands stoter'd before your face? 'Tis an
arrant shame.
_Leo._ If widowhood be my fate, I must bear it as I can.
_Lop._ Why, did you ever hear the like?
_Lor._ Talk to her no more. Her monstrous impudence is no otherwise to
be replied to, than by a dagger in her brother's heart.
_Leo._ Yonder he's coming to receive it. But have a care, brave Sir, he
does not place it in another's.
_Lor._ It is not in his power. He has a rotten cause upon his sword,
I'm sorry he's engag'd in't; but since he is, he must take his fate.
For you, my bravo, expect me in your turn.
[_To ~Carlos~._
_Car._ You'll find Camillo, Sir, will set your hand out.
_Lor._ A beardless boy. You might have match'd me better, Sir: but
prudence is a virtue.
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