Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the secondVanbrugh, John
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Plays, written by Sir John Vanbrugh, volume the second
Vanbrugh, John
Comedy plays; English drama -- 18th century
Mr. _Barn._ O the carrion! what does she play her jests upon me
too?----but mum, he laughs best that laughs last.
_Lis._ What shall I tell her, Sir, will you come?
Mr. _Barn._ Yes, yes, tell her I'll come with a pox to her.
[_Exeunt ~Mr.~ Barnard ~and~ Griffard._
_Lis._ Nay, I don't wonder he shou'd be angry--they do try his
patience, that's the truth on't.
+SCENE+ VI.
_Enter ~Mariamne~._
What, Madam, have you left your mother and the company?
_Mar._ So much tittle tattle makes my head ake; I don't wonder my
father shou'd not love the _country_, for besides the expence he's at,
he never enjoys a minute's quiet.
_Lis._ But let's talk of our own affairs--have you writ to your lover?
_Mar._ No, for I have not had time since I saw him.
_Lis._ Now you have time then, about it immediately, for he's a sort
of desperate spark, and a body does not know what he may do, if he
shou'd not hear from you; besides you promised him, and you must behave
yourself like a woman of honour, and keep your word.
_Mar._ I'll about it this minute.
_Enter ~Charly~._
_Char._ Cousin, cousin, cousin, where are you going? Come back, I have
something to say to you.
_Lis._ What does this troublesome boy want?
_Char._ What's that to you what I want? perhaps I have something to say
to her that will make her laugh----why sure! what need you care?
_Mar._ Don't snub my cousin _Charly_----well, what is't?
_Char._ Who do you think I met, as I was coming here, but that handsome
gentleman I've seen at church ogle you like any devil?
_Mar._ Hush, softly, cousin.
_Lis._ Not a word of that for your life.
_Char._ O I know I shou'd not speak on't before folks; you know I made
signs to you above, that I wanted to speak to you in private, didn't I,
cousin?
_Mar._ Yes, yes, I saw you.
_Char._ You see I can keep a secret.----I am no girl, mun----I
believe I cou'd tell you fifty and fifty to that, of my sister
_Cicely_----O she's the devil of a girl----but she gives me money and
sugar-plumbs----and those that are kind to me fare the better for it,
you see cousin.
_Mar._ I always said my cousin _Charly_ was a good-natur'd boy.
_Lis._ Well, and did he know you?
_Char._ Yes, I think he did know me--for he took me in his arms, and
did so hug and kiss me----between you and I, cousin, I believe he is
one of the best friends I have in the world.
_Mar._ Well, but what did he say to you?
_Char._ Why, he ask'd me where I was going; I told him I was coming to
see you; you're a lying young rogue, says he, I'm sure you dare not go
see your cousin--for you must know my sister was with me, and it seems
he took her for a crack, and I being a forward boy, he fancied I was
going to make love to her under a hedge, ha, ha.
_Mar._ So.
_Char._ So he offer'd to lay me a _Lewis d'Or_ that I was not coming to
you; so done, says I----Done, says he,----and so 'twas a bett, you know.
_Mar._ Certainly.
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