Poker Jim, Gentleman, and Other Tales and SketchesLydston, G. Frank (George Frank)
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Poker Jim, Gentleman, and Other Tales and Sketches
Lydston, G. Frank (George Frank)
American fiction; Short stories, American
Being a practitioner, and therefore concededly the oracle of our little
student family, I was a sort of balance wheel to the party, standing
between the occasional over-exuberance of Richardson and Favell on the
one hand, and the extreme sensitiveness of Parkyn on the other.
One evening as we were all sitting before the fireplace enjoying
our after-dinner pipes, Favell brought out from the recesses of his
wonderfully productive pocket, a photograph of a most beautiful woman,
and with a fine show of counterfeit embarrassment, exhibited it as “The
picture of a very dear friend of mine, down home--just received this
morning. Very charming girl--particular friend of my sister’s,” etc.
etc.
The picture was certainly beautiful, and if Favell was telling
the truth he had reason to be proud of the charming young woman’s
acquaintance, but as I looked at the photograph, I fancied I remembered
having seen it before, in a stationer’s shop. I made no comment,
however, and Favell proceeded to launch the arrows of his wit at Parkyn.
“Say, old man, here is something that ought to stir your blood at last!
How can you remain a woman hater and know that there are such charming
creatures on this old planet of ours as Miss--Ahem!--the original of
this photograph? Ah! your eyes are actually growing green with envy.
You dear old stick, you! Has it been merely a slight touch of sour
grapes after all? Tell me, old fellow, did you ever see anything so
beautiful as this face? Did you ever know a lovelier girl?”
Parkyn rose from his chair, and with a mournful expression replied,
“One only, my dear boy, and she--but pardon me,” he said, coloring
up, “you well know that the subject of ladies is one which--bores me.
I must leave such things to social butterflies like yourself and our
mutual friend Richardson here. And, by the way, gentlemen, I must hie
myself to a subject even more distasteful than that of woman in the
abstract. I promised Professor Van Buren that I would finish that
abominable dissection of the upper extremity to-night. You see that the
trend of Favell’s conversation has driven me to extremities. Yes, thank
God! to my last extremity.” Saying which he withdrew.
“Now, see here, boys,” I said, after Parkyn had gone. “You mustn’t
tease our friend so outrageously. If I am not mistaken you hit him on
a tender point just now, and he is far too sensitive and high-strung
to always take your badinage so good naturedly as he did to-night. I
suspect that Harold Parkyn is quite as human as the rest of us and
that he--well, who knows that he may not be bitterly mourning over the
grave of buried hopes? No, boys, you must let him alone. You may be
inflicting pain upon him.”
“By Jove, doctor!” exclaimed Favell, “I never thought of that. I’ll
just bet the dear old fellow has had a love affair. And it hasn’t
turned out right; that’s what’s the matter. I’ll apologize to him as
soon as he returns.”
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