Poker Jim, Gentleman, and Other Tales and SketchesLydston, G. Frank (George Frank)
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Poker Jim, Gentleman, and Other Tales and Sketches
Lydston, G. Frank (George Frank)
American fiction; Short stories, American
Johnny stood at the door of the major’s tent for a moment looking at
the gorgeous southern sky. When he turned toward his patron his eyes
were wet.
“Did you think I’d do that, sir?”
And the major replied, “No, Johnny, I didn’t think you would.”
But the war did end very soon, and the pride of the Brigade, the --th
Illinois,--athletes, every mother’s son of them,--did not get out of
Florida and into Cuba until there was nothing remaining to be done
save policing that fair and unfortunate island. As soon as orders came
to leave for Cuba, Major Brice tendered his resignation, intending to
return to civil life and resume his practice. Johnny was disconsolate.
Police duty in Cuba was not an inviting prospect--he recalled that
he never did like the policeman or his works, on principle. Chicago
had no attraction for him. He had been born in the army. His previous
existence, he said, “didn’t count.” He had begun life in the major’s
tent, and when that tent came down there would be no longer home life
for him. The major was deeply touched by his protegé’s devotion, and,
quite alive to the fact that Johnny would be a pretty helpless member
of any society but the army, interested the brigade commander, who had
been assigned for duty in the Philippines, in his case.
Through the combined influence of the general and the major, the boy
received his discharge, and was immediately reenlisted in the --th
Montana, then preparing to start for Manila. The bluff old general
said: “Everything’s over in Cuba, but I suspect that nothing’s begun in
the Philippines; In my opinion, h--l’s brewing in Manila, and unless
my experience in fighting Indians is worthless, I feel pretty safe
in saying that those d--d brown-skinned fellows out yonder are going
to give your Uncle Samuel a devil of a lot of trouble before we get
through with ’em. Dewey didn’t do a thing to us, not to the Spaniards,
when he took Manila. That Montana regiment is as liable to get into a
mix up as any of ’em--they’re scrappers all right--and it’s just as
well for that orderly of yours to get in on the ground floor. But,
Major, will he fight?”
The major’s eyes twinkled as he replied, “Don’t worry yourself about
Johnny, my dear General. He’ll give a good account of himself. He is
a good soldier by profession, even though I could never cure him of
profanity nor teach him what patriotism means. He regards fighting as a
vocation, but believes in attending to it for all he is worth.”
As the general had said, trouble had not yet begun in the Philippines.
It came soon enough, and Johnny got in on the ground floor with a
vengeance. When the fighting finally began he was, to use his own
vernacular, “on the spot,” which fact, as he jestingly remarked,
gave him for the first time the privilege of enjoying “the luxury of
more name than ‘Johnny’.” His comrades exclaimed, apropos of his new
cognomen, “Holy smoke! how it fits.”
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