Poker Jim, Gentleman, and Other Tales and SketchesLydston, G. Frank (George Frank)
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Poker Jim, Gentleman, and Other Tales and Sketches
Lydston, G. Frank (George Frank)
American fiction; Short stories, American
My friend, Dr. Fairweather, was engaged when I called, but it so
happened that I was in no hurry and could conveniently wait. I have
since been glad that things happened as they did; had I not been
compelled to wait and amuse myself as best I could, I probably should
not have heard what to me was a most interesting story. The colored
attendant who took my card and announced me to the doctor, returned and
said:
“De doctah is right busy just now, suh. He says fo’ you alls to be sho
to wait, cayse he wants to see you mos’ pow’ful. I reckon you alls
better wait in dis yeh room, suh. De doctah says dat you must mek
yo’sef to home.”
The servant ushered me into a small apartment, evidently the doctor’s
“den,” and handed me the morning paper, which I proceeded to hungrily
devour. The paper was the first I had seen in a month--I was just
returning from my summer outing trip, and had stopped off _en route_
at P. to see my old friend Fairweather.
The doctor was detained for some time, and having finished reading
my paper, I proceeded to inspect the curios with which the room was
garnished. I had examined with great interest the fine collection of
odd Indian relics and the queer weapons from the four quarters of the
earth, and was returning to my seat by the window when a grinning human
skull upon the mantel caught my eye.
It so happens that the human skull is of especial interest to me
because of a certain hobby that I enjoy riding at odd moments. I am
something of an enthusiast in the subjects of criminology and the
relation of the contour and development of the skull to mental and
moral qualities. It was with some curiosity therefore, that I picked
up the skull and proceeded to critically examine it. I found it well
worthy of study and regretted that I could give it only cursory
attention.
The dwarfed frontal development; the great length of the face; the
enormously large, protruding jaw; the huge orbits, with the great
projecting bony prominences--the frontal bosses--above them; the
general lightness of the bones; the unsymmetrical conformation of the
face and the twisted and undeveloped dome of the skull presented a
picture that is very familiar to the student of criminal anthropology.
So absorbed was I in the contemplation of the gruesome relic I held in
my hands, that I was not conscious of the entrance of Dr. Fairweather
until he spoke.
“Hello, old man!--riding your hobby as usual, I see. No time for your
friends, I suppose.”
I grasped the doctor’s welcoming hand and replied, “Well, as you
were busy, I had to kill time as best I might with this gentleman.
He is a poor conversationist, hence I was compelled to utilize him
in any way that I could. I must admit that I have found him very
interesting--inversely to his loquacity, in fact.”
“Ah, indeed; and what do you make of him?”
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