Poker Jim, Gentleman, and Other Tales and SketchesLydston, G. Frank (George Frank)
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Poker Jim, Gentleman, and Other Tales and Sketches
Lydston, G. Frank (George Frank)
American fiction; Short stories, American
“My friends, the country boys, seeing my predicament, offered to stay
with me until the train came, and although I protested feebly against
their discommoding themselves to such an extent, I inwardly rejoiced
when they showed their sincerity by insisting on remaining. Alas!
had I but known the horrible thing that was soon to happen, I should
have returned to their home with them rather than to have allowed the
poor fellows to indulge their whole-souled notions of courtesy and
hospitality.
“A cheery fire was burning in the stuffy little drum stove in the
center of the common waiting room, and being pretty well chilled after
our long, weary ride, I huddled up as close to it as I could without
igniting my clothing. The two young farmers meanwhile inaugurated a
playful wrestling bout which answered well in lieu of the fire in
starting up their circulation.
“In one corner of the room was a curtained recess, containing the
station master’s bed, to which the owner had apparently retired early,
as evidenced by the brassy, nasally whistling snores which from time
to time rent the air of the stuffy apartment, making the environment
rather cheerful and homelike.
“I had been warming myself before the fire for fully an hour--the
country lads had grown tired of their rough play and had seated
themselves on a rough bench in the corner of the room, where they were
nodding and occasionally snoring an intermittent, shrill falsetto
accompaniment to the station master’s ruder and less musical bass. I
had just discovered that I myself was growing sleepy and was about to
seat myself with my back to the wall, yield to the pressure of fatigue
and join the sleeping chorus when I was brought back to earth in a very
unceremonious fashion.
“‘Hands up, there!’
“I turned slowly and gazed sleepily in the direction of the voice. The
two country youths awoke with a start and sat staring, more stupidly
than I if possible, in the same direction.
“‘Hands up, there, and be d--d quick about it!’
“I began to comprehend, and my hands, impelled by a will which for the
time being was more masterly than my own, raised themselves, almost
automatically, straight up in the air in the most orthodox fashion
known to the annals of highway robbery. The country boys rose slowly to
their feet and mechanically followed suit.
“The sleep-fog and the psychic confusion of surprise gradually cleared
away, and I saw the tableau clearly--so clearly that, ‘an’ I should
live a thousand years I’d not forget it’.
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